Let's welcome the harbinger of change in the social order.
male supremacy is now well-established.
we are all here to challenge the female community across the globe.
frankly speaking, at last, #lordshiva, has blessed the male community
luthe le luthe le... idea luthe le…
sir has tested positive and doing healthy.
let us all hope the newcomer will also show the same level of creativity…
but conspiracy theorists across the globe are making it complicated.
they are saying it's because of #gas inside the stomach
as nobody knows the #truth, the #globaltruthfinder team has become a necessity for human society.
one military commando is saying, “give me the first chance. I will get out the truth by using just a single hathora - the #hammer".
people across the globe are shocked from such a ruthless mindset of this commando and they are all advocating for #empathy everywhere. the #kindness advocacy has reached a great level of resonance.
the new #pregnancy test kit is coming out from $soft specifically targeting male pregnancy and #gillbates will probably become an iconic figure in that advertisement with his large belly as he himself is expecting very soon.
as this is a time of conspiracy theorists, all such males who have developed such big bellies, are not coming out in the street not to be portrayed as #imposters - because the #universe wants to know the #truth - whether the man will give a khush khabri soon for the neighbors or is it because of just #gas.
as this is new species coming out of #darwin theory of #survivalofthefittest - the person himself is not sure whether he is positive or just having gas.
gynecologists across the globe are suggesting to all such people who are in doubt because of their big bellies to do jharu denewala kaam so that they can experience a painless natural delivery.
and, the government of India is rejoicing by getting so many volunteers to do the jharu denewala kaam in the morning and a new advertisement campaign for the brainchild of #modiji - the swatch bharat abhiyan - is planned with such kind of big belly celebrity male person participating in this jharu denewala kaam to showcase that #karmyog is always good to keep us healthy and experience a painless delivery when the great moment arrives.
on the other hand, the medicine companies are coming out with new #gasreduction medicine as a mental treatment for such dilemma of male people having a big belly.
and the caustic #gas that this whole new evolutionary outcome is creating is havoc across the globe, that environmentalists are scared about the increase in temperature and they are suggesting drinking water and conserving the water bodies of the #universe.
the #feminists are rejoicing and saying “aab maja aayega. aab kisika dum hain to aaja. let me see who wants to perform this great act with me. I will make sure that the guy becomes pregnant after the act and carries the baby for 10 months. only if a person walks in the shoes of the sufferer, he can understand the pain.”
the #male chauvinist society of the #universe are rejoicing for this great blessing from #lordshiva and shouting with great valor - har har Mahadev - at last, you have blessed us. we were really pissed off by the one-sided acts passed by the parliament mostly with males giving all the benefits of the doubt to the female partner. from now onwards, we don’t need anybody for anything at all.
and a new subject area in statistics blended with genetics is on the rise - the new theory of "who will be pregnant after the great act - the male participant or the female".
$soft is in the frontline of this new research and they are using all sorts of potatoes - small, big, round, sweet, bitter, rotten that was nurtured by the largest farmland owner of the USA in this experimentation and have already concluded that for the best possible result favoring the female community - its always good for the ladies to get the potatoes cooked using microwave (remember the dry test of elements in the chemistry lab), and never use boiled water to cook it.
in fact, according to #gillbates, it's better to cut and slice the potatoes and fry them in hot oil and then eat them and remain happy and independent for the rest of their lives... the ultimate #truth for a #feminist
but as a generous scientist of modern mankind, #gillbates has assured the female community not to worry about their future pregnancy and said that he himself is involved in a high-end research work where a female can become pregnant on her own - the code name of that project, he revealed - #independency
$soft purposefully leaked a video of the test phase of this device where it is shown that it is actually an AI-driven rubber stick that is fixed at the back of a lady and then the lady helps herself (independently - so user-friendly) in the front hole and lies on the bed calmly for just five minutes. The device vibrates inside and then it does everything and voila- after 10 months the lady is blessed with a new baby.
However, conspiracy theorists have figured out that there is a very basic problem with the software. They are damn sure, that the software used here is just a modified version of the AI software used in the mosquito project. And as people are awakening, when grilled with tough questions in front of the camera, #gillbates admitted the veracity of this claim but assure everybody that they are contemplating the issue - there is a little statistical problem in the model - and hence after 10 months - the newborn baby may have two forms - mosquito or human. But then he was so joyful that with his great brain, he made the outcome 70:30 towards a human baby and he thinks people should be happy with this.
He explains - the basic reason why humanity is suffering so much is that it all depends upon how we look at certain things. He explained, that even if the lady produces a mosquito, thinks that he/she will be a new generation mosquito and will never be able to kill others with any deadly disease - just like the almighty take care of humanity and never harms others - the new #avatar.
And he has appointed a #ghostwriter to write a book on this very basic idea - a positive mindset matters
But as after #gillbates sir became a philanthropist, he is behaving just like a #sage, so he admitted, that there is a practical issue - if while in the big hole of the lady, the #azure sends a notification and starts force updating the software - and then because of the new AI-brain of the device - once the updates start - even if the lady wishes, she won't be able to unplug it from her - even by applying force.
He has explained it just like when two street dogs in #bharat make a great physical act - sometimes they are stuck and this is the same kind of phenomenon in human society.
He announces to the #universe that he is writing a book on why studying animal behavior is important to become a great scientist and why we should always be thankful to the ultimate creator for showing us everything - it just needs a brilliant mind to pick up the right knowledge from His garden
He has also started writing a book on fear psychosis for females in such situations and another ghostwriter is helping him in this great creative work for the benefit of humanity.
He again has announced that he is funding another AI project mixed with genetic science - which will create a pack of dogs who - whenever will meet - will be stuck Dr. Faucku is heading that project. he exclaims just like an expert computer scientist, why stable reproducible test cases are important for software development.
He says, that one gadget is coming out from the lab of $soft - which is the brainchild of the largest potato farmer of the #usa - an AI-enabled rubber stick especially targeting males, which will be fixed in the front of the male people and then will have to be entered from the back to become pregnant - the self-sufficient male - all in one man.
people are rejoicing to get such a level of independence
and the real meaning of #aham.
hum akelay kafi hai
the male now doesn't need anybody at all to lead a happy life, not even a partner to reproduce.
the great meaning of #individualism is getting shape and for that let us all celebrate the harbinger of this great social turnaround.
So, who really is the philancapitalist prescribing the mRNA vaccines during the plandemic and after dumping the shares, suddenly took an absolute U-turn to debase it...
Watch here.
The #humansofuniverse - wake up - you must know the agenda of the globalists
Here We Go
The real Ball Gates...
And here's a detailed documentary on how Ball Gates has monopolized global health issues - how the tentacles of Gates Foundation have touched almost all the corners of "Health" - not through natural immunization but through Vaccines.
the #nemo of the society with his dwindling grey matters in the brain is now imbibing all such chaos and started drinking chatu (sattu) ka sharbat in the early morning while listening to #tandava on the rooftop at 3:30 am bare body under the open starry sky and an empty mind and eyes full of hope for a sane society.
The last but not the least - why Ballgates... why?
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