In the search of our #fatherofnation...

 

Recently #lordshiva became very thoughtful about the people of #bharat. 

He was confused that usually, people of #bharat call Him their "baba', 

now they have started calling another person #fatherofnation. 

But as #He is out of any Moh, Maya, it did not bother him at all, but it forced Him to think about a real interview to decide about the validity of this claim. So He asked all the real sages, kings, fighters, philosophers, and all-powerful and influential people of #bharat starting from the period of #ramayana till 1947 to submit their resumes and fix a competition to decide upon it. 

All people like #lordrama, #krishna, #bhisma, #hanuman, #arjun, #karna, #chandraguptamourya, #ranapratap, #shibaji, #vivekananda, #netaji, and many others (sorry I was never given an iota of knowledge of those people in my school) along with the current #fatherofnation submitted their resume. Everyone else's resume was full of great achievements, and mind-boggling creativities which showed they were really history-setter of #bharat except the current #fatherofnation. 

Our current father of the nation gave only two skills that he used to seek the #truth 

- by controlling his #testosterone in a specific way and he wrote about the detailed methodology.

- by adopting #ahimsa and he explained how he used it

#lordshiva got confused. 

He asked the #fatherofnation to prove why he thought that it might be considered a skill. 

Lordshiva said that maybe the first skill set is about your thoughts and it has nothing to do with either #seek or #truth. He continued the difference between the way #lordhanuman thought of maintaining His chastity throughout His life as He never bothered to think about this physical aspect of human nature in His life, and that's how He overcame that. In His case, he hardly spent any time thinking about it.

But what you do, is that you continuously think about it - throughout the night - by lying naked along with naked ladies and trying to check every moment if your stick is getting erected or not. 

This has nothing to do with your mindpower - this is just another form of impotency - where the absence of natural physical behavior is considered a strength. This is sheer stupidity. 

Weakness of a man. 

An absolute womanly behavior of an adult man.

Huh!!! 

The second skill set is just nothing but #weakness and not a #strength. 

Lord Shiva explained,” a powerful king like #ashoka adopting #ahimsa and a feeble person like you adopting #ahimsa is different. 

He continued… whatever you thought about your strength, maybe your enemies, the #britishers,  thought about it as your confusion and used it to their advantage. to confuse people of #bharat. Yours is just the opposite of the basic instinct of #survivalskills”

But as the current #fatherofnation studied law, he argued that everyone should be tested according to his skills and he cited the greatest fable of fish, rabbit, elephant, and squirrel being tested against only one skill - if they can climb up on a tree. 

Because #lordshiva believes in #equality, He said to the #fatherofnation, "Okay, let me put all of the contestants in the test of #testosterone as the first level of the competition." 

#rambha, #urvashi, and all other #apsaras were called to challenge the participants. 

On the day of the competition... 

Now the #real #challange

Alas! All of the other competitors have qualified very gracefully except #fatherofnation. 

#urvashi made him fail within a few seconds and he was disqualified in the first round. After that many other levels of tests happened among the real #fathers of #bharat but let us stop the discussion here. We will have to wait for a real #author to narrate it.

#lordshiva will very soon announce the result of the competition in #kedarnathtemple. please visit #Him

Read ON... the camouflage that is called the #fatherofnation. the lies that tell us it was the charkha that brought us freedom.

Wake up... Humans of Bharat...

Humans of Bharat - you will be surprised to know the peculiarity in the behaviors of the so-called Father Of Nation - 

All are documented in the newspaper...

Just open your eyes and mind - accept the truth and enjoy the process of salvation

But for salvation - our mind must be enabled to accept #Truth and nothing else

Here we go - some of the newspaper clippings before freedom...

And here we go - the letter of Compensation for Gandhiji by the then-British govt. - Rs. 100 per month in 1930.

Undoubtedly, Gandhiji was a mole placed by the Brits to weaken the Indian freedom struggle.

#HumansofBharat - can you now understand the nasty game plan of the Brits and Gandhi ji.

#Wakeup... the Humans of Bharat...

We don't have any more time - the Time is NOW...

Let's lift the veil to be truthful to our conscience.

Enjoy the poem written and recited by my wife Reema

Zameer... Conscience...

Azadi ke Laday - the great Freedom Struggle across the #globe

 

Main Mara Hua Azad Hoon…

Jo log leader hone ka khsamata rakhte hain woh kabhi bher bakri ke tara bhir mein samil nahin hote. Uoh alag sochte hain… sabmein yeah dum nahi rahate… 

jayse aab itne saare bandae LinkedIn se, Youtube se aur pata nahin kahan kahan se DSA par par ke FAANG mein join karne ke liye bher bakri jaise kud pare, mere khayal se usme se sayedi koiy leader banga… uoh sab aaj 10 lakh, phir kuch din baad 20 lakh kamake, aur uska photo sabhi jayga mein de de kar umar gujar lega, 

lekin jo leader banne ka sapna dekh raha hain uoh sayed ghar ka kune mein baith baith ke kuch alag-y soch raha hain… aur uoh banda safal nahin bhi ho sakta hain lekin uska sochne ka tarika yeah sare bher bakrio se alag jarur hoga. 

Aur hamara teacher ka responsibility uoh sab bande ko dhund dhund ko nikalna hain jisme ye alag sochne ka power hain. Lekin hum ye education system bana ke rakha hain ki class mein 40 baccha ek jaisa hona chayie. Sabi ka hand writing accha hona chaiye, sabhi ko “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” aana chaiye, class X mein sab ko pata hona chayie ki cow ki stomach mein char khop rahte hain. ..aur jaise teacher ko bher bakri ka team banane ke liye paisa diya jata hain... 

agar aap “Main Azad Hoon” movie dekha hain to usme Azad ka role to sayad aapko yaad raha hoga, lekin aap sayed Sha**naji ki role bhul gaye ho. Lekin ek baat hum-e yaad rakhna chaiye ki uoh Azad kabhi na banta agar unko Shabanaji dhund ke na nikalni hoti. Aur isi mein ek teacher ya coach ka mahatya chupa hain... 

Lekin yeah to sayed honewala nahin hain… Kyunki hum aur hamara saath jo saare college students tab Azad ko dekhke inspire hue the, wo generation abhi kayi sare earthly processing chalne ke baad aab thoda acchha khasa posting mein hain, accha khasa kamay kar rahein hain. Aur wo sab abhi sochta hain, Azad thodai na leader tha, kuch kamate nahin the, hum to aapne baccha ko din mein paanch crore kamanewala Muk*shji jaise leader banayenge. Aur isi ka chakkar mein uoh sare parents sab ko puchenge iske liye kya karna parega… 

Aur aise mein kabhi hamara great WhitH*t Jr. ka salesman jadu ka jhappi le ke aa jayega aur ekdin phone karke uo parents ko puchega,”Kya aapne aapko ladka ko din mein 5 crore kamanewala leader banane ke bare mein sochte ho?” Aur ye sunke wo parents sare ghum ghumke nachna suru karega aur bolega, “haan mujhe aisey banana hain”. 

Tab aapna Whit*at Jr. ka salesgirl bohut aadar karke bolegi,

”Hum aapko isme saath denge.. Aap sirf itna sa down payment kar do aur ye responsibility hamara upor chor do.” 

Aur uske baad wo parents apna baccha ko ek Macbook kharid dega, aur usko Whit*e Jr. mein dakhil kar dega aur uska admission ka proof jitne social media hain usme dalega… 

Bagalwale Sharmaji, jitne sare relatives hain, us balak ka teachers sab log bolne lagega, 

“ Haan beta tu aab leader-y banega”. Aur kuch aise bhi log hoga jo sayed govt employee hoga uoh sab uoh parents ka Face*ok wall mein, #gillbates, #steve -sir  aur hamara latest icon Musk-sir ka interview ka video share karega aur congratulate karega aur bolega ,”aab dekho aapka ladka kayse leader banega”. 

Udhar wo chota sa balak Whit*at Jr. ka madam ke pass aapna HTML sikhne lagega aur sochega sayed yeahi hain leader banne ka pahela kadam. 

Udhar Azad swarg mein soch mein par jayega ki kya mai isi tara leader banane ke liye mara tha kya aur bilkul depression mein chala jayega. 

Aur kiyunki yeah swarg ka baat hain, aur BabaRamdev aur aise banda abhi tak jinda hain, to hamara jo mare hue Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst, Psychotherapist aur aaise sare ke sare learned doctor Yamdev ko bolega, 

“Bhagawan, aapko pata nahin hain yeah jo Azad hain woh jab jinda tha tabhi thoda sa pagal jaise tha. Aur marne ke baad ye pura pagal ho gaya. Isko ilaz karna jaruri hain.” 

Yamraj agar sochega yeah sare bidwan doctors hain, yeah agar bol rahe to isme jarur kuch hain, aur Azad ko treatment shuru ho giya, usko nid ki goli diya giya, anti depressant aur malum nahin yeah bidwan doctos kaise treat karega. Azad upor rone lagta hain lekin akela kuch kar nahin sakta. 

To ek din chupa chupa ke aapna Sha*na Ajmiji ki dream mein aake aapna yeah halat bolega. 

Sh*anji dream mein to bol di, "thik hain mein dekhti hoon"

Lekin woh bhi abhi iss log mein hain to kuch nahin kar sakta. 

Lekin dream jab chutega, unki pas ek business plan sayed aaya aur unhone Jav*d ji ke pass jake boli, "

dekho ji, woh railway platform se ek banda dari duri leke delhi mein baith gaya aur sare ke sare youth unkoy follow karne lag gaye. To hum sochte hain ki kuch hamari bhi to responsibility hain ye soye huye youth ko jagane ke liye. To maine jo Azad ko bohut din pahle dhund kar nikali thi, woh to mar chuka hain. Unke liye main abhi kuch nahin kar sakti. Aur woh Azad ko jis generation dekha tha woh sab budda ho chuka hain.. Un logo mein abhi kuch karne ka dam nahin hain... to aap aise koro.  mara hua Azad ke liye do gaana likho, ek jhinchak wala aur ek rulanewala... 

Aur woh do gaana likhke Jav*d Ramg*pal V*rma aur malum nahin kaun hain iss mahan jagat mein,, unko pas gaya aur dusra ek movie ka background ban gaya, 

“Main Mara Hua Azad hoon...”

Aur usme producer ne bohut investment kiya… 

TV, nesapaper mein ad aane laga… sare intellectual log sochne laga aab kuch hoga… aur idhar Kolkata mein apne jitne sare intellectual bengalis, jadavpur aur presidency college ki sare history, political science, african studies wala department ka students naachne laga. 

Ye dekh kar producer saab nein ek five star hotel mein ek bara sa party throw kiya jisme A*arna sen, Ka*ana sen aise (mere knowledge thoda kam hain,,, mujhe malum nahin aur kaun kaun hay aise log), aur aapna Sar*kh dada, Sa*an bhai bare bare BMW mein charke aaya aur bilkul crore rupiyaa ka party ban gaya… uska sare coverage live randiTV-mein dikhaya giya . Saga*ika G**sh live commentry kiya. 

Us event ka sponsorer hua tha $soft. 

To ye mara hua Azad kaysa hain woh kisiko pata nahin tha lekin jo logo ne woh pahla wala Azad ko dekha tha uoh sab aab corporate ka strategy banate hain. To unko dimag mein ye tha ki woh thoda socialist type ka banda tha. 

To isliye $soft-ko iss event ka sponsorer hote hue dekhne ke bad ye sare corporate strategists kuch hayran ho gaye. 

Lekin ek bohut-y strong message corporate world mein chaa gaye ki $soft has changed. 

Aur iske liye sabhi log aapna sa**ya-dada(hindi wala sathya giya nahin) ko badhay dena shuru kar di. 

JNU ka Sociology department-ka ek bohut bidwan professor ne $soft se paysa leke ek short film banaya, 

“If #gillbates was Chandragupta Maurya… 

Sat*a- Nadela a is King Ashok.” 

aur iss movie ko aapna India mein MBA course mein samil karne ke liye propose kiya.,, 

Kuch IIM nei ek din ka workshop program chalu kiya ,

”How to bring transformational change in your company” 

jisme woh short film dikhaya giya aur India ka bohut sare top level executives usme se gyan prapt kiya. 

Aisey mahal mein ek IITIIM wala executive aapna family-ka whatsapp group mein woh short film ka video share karke comment kiya ki isliye main agar kisi company ko itna respect karta hoon to woh hai $soft.

Aur unhone bola agar hamara jo jitne sare baniya companies ka malik hain jaise ki ye aapna Muk*sh ji aur ayse sare bande agar Sath*a jaisa sochte hote to India ka ye haal na hota. 

Because $soft is a very generous employee-first company, they distributed unlimited family passes for this great event to all their best performers. Aur iye sunke uoh sare employee ka dur dur ka ristedar-ka jitne sare teenage ladkia the, uoh sab bohut khush ho gaye the.. 

Aise ek bohut-y sophisicated english speaking girl ne apna facebook wall pe Sunita Williams ki NASA ki spacesuite-mein ek picture dete hue kaha, 

“I don’t want to be in the group of losers… I have started taking Hindi tuition from Udemy so that if sallu-bhai speaks to me in Hindi, i will reply in Hindi."

Aur uoh post sare ke sare social website mein viral ban gaya... sab bolne lage, Nari Shakti ki jay ho…

Aur aise aur ek lady apni facebook mein post kia ki she has started keeping fast for the last seven days and aapni area ka Bhloa Baba ji ki upor roj shubha 1 litre milk chara rahe hain because she thinks sallu-bhai unki Lord Shiva hain aur agar sallu-bhai ka saath ek selfie lene ke chance mil gaya to unki life ka saare maksad pura ho jayegi… Aur ye post bhi viral ho gaya… 

Aisehi Mumbai ki aur ek bohut-y sophisticated english speaking lady aapna Olympian Chanuji ki photo deke ek facebook post kiya ki "Chanuji, aap jante nahin hai ki main aapki sabse bada fan hoon. Mujhe yeah malum nahin ki aap kaun sa sports mein medal jita hain Olympic mein aur uoh mein jainna bhi nahin chati, lekin jab aapki uoh Sallu ke saath tasbir maine dekha, to maine taiyar kar li, agar jindegi mein kuch banna hain to Chanuji jaise banungi, aur sallu ke saath ek tasbir utha ke main puri duniya ko dekha dungi ki main kisi se kam nahi. Unhone aur bhi likha, hamara Modijiko bahut badhay di. Bola ki sir, mein chote sei dekhne mein bohut sundari hoon. Sablog mujhe praise karte the mere sundarata ke liye. Isliye mein kabhi parai likhai ya khel kud mein dhyan dene ka jaruri nehi samjhe. Aur sirf yeai nahin hain, mere pitaji jo ki state govt ka ek beraucrat the, uoh bohut powerful the. Unhone sarbada yehi bolte the ki beti aadmi ko uski karm se jana jata hain nahi unki janam se. Aur maine is karm mein bohut dhanrashi kamane ke liye pratighyabadh hoon. Aur ynonhe ye sirf bolne ke liye bola nahi, karke dikhaya aur pata nahi unki salary kitni thi lekin unhone bohut dhanrashi kamaya. Aur unka yeah quality ke liye meri mummy unko hamari familiy-ka #gillbates bolte the. Aur meri mummy hamesha bolti thi ye quality le kar agar tumhara pitaji USA mein paida hote to #gillbates ko takkar denewala hota. Aur isliye mein confident thi ki meri saadi kisi accha khasa aadmi se huyi jayega. Aur bhagawan ne mujhe nirash nahi kiya, ek IIT-IIM paralikha Foreign Bank mein kaam karnewala bohut acchaa aadmi se mera saadi karwa di. Meri life bilkul set hain sir. Mein pura din TV serial dekhti hoon… Lekin man ka andar kuch karne ka sapna dekh raha tha… Lekin kya karun kuch samajh mein nahin aa raha tha. Jab Sunday Sunday mein subhe 10 baje meri patideb mujhe jagate the, tab meri andar ki bhagwan bhi kabhi kabhi jag uthti thi aur bolti thi, tum dekhne mein itne sundar ho… ye to tumhara sabse bara quality hain… lekin aur kuch kor… sabko dikha do… lekin maine kabhi sochai nahin ki meri ye English BA degree leke mein kya kar saku, Lekin jab ye Chanuji ka sallu-ji ke saath tasbir mera facebook ka wall mein post hua, mera andar aapna bhagwan jag utha aur bola dekh. Chanu-ne bhi kar liya. To tab se meri antaratma jag uthi aur mein aab sirf do pahar tin baje se serial dekhti hoon, subhe ka pura time aapna Sallu Dada ka secreatary ko paanch minute chorke phone lagati hoon aur agar ekbar Chanuji ki tara ek selfie utha li to iska pura credit aapki-hi hoga Modi sirji. Kiyunki aap the, isliye Chanuji nikli, aur Chanuji nikli isliye meri jiban ki marg khulne ka sapna maine dekhne lagi. Thank you Modiji...Unhone last mein kaha ki Modi sirji, aapne jo abhi education policy change karne ke liye soch rahe ho ye bohut jaroori hain. Main hamesha apna patideb ko kahte hain ki tum IITIIM parke pura jindagi mein jitna kamoge, usse kahi guna jyada paysa mere pitaji sirf BA pass karke ek sarkari naukri ki pahla 10 saal mein kama lia tha. Isliye sir main bolti hoon ye sare degree mein kuch nahi hota. Woh sab faltu hain. Aur isiliye sir hamara B*Ju’s jaisa eductaion company ka advertisement bhi koi ISRO ka bara scientist nahi deta hain, woh SRK jaise successful banda-y deta hain... 

Rising #bharat-ka sab hunhaar log, sab parents, sare ke sare college students, aspiring technocrats aur jo nao-jawan log hain, sab unka itne saara detailed analysis sunke ek LinkedIn poll kiya ki, hamara yeah naya ma'am ka tlent kayse utilise kiya ja sakta hai. To Govt. of India ka ek bohut bidwan beaurocrat- ne unko Modiji -ka Maan ki Baat ke liye ek topic choose karne ke liye kaha aur yeah bhi bola ki laag raha hain aapka knowledge hamara bohut saare bare bare political leader-se jyada hain, aur usme sayed Modiji bhi hain. 

To aap ek kaam koro, aap topic choose karke bahar do, lekin bolna keya hain, woh andar andar mujhe bhej do. Aur aisey to yeah radio Program hain, to andar keya ho raha hain, kisiko malum nahi chalega, to hum Modiji-ko aap-ka ye wala write-up parke sunane ke liye kahenge aur hum bolenge ki Modiji ne khud ye socha"

Scheme ban gaya.

To unhone likh kar diya.

Lekin aisey hain ki , koy global truth finder unka woh original write-up leak kar diya aur sabko pata chala ki kabhi kabhi thoda chori chupake bhi aadmi bohut accha kaam kar sakta hain aur sayed yeahi hain 

"Survival of the Fittest"

To main woh original write-up ka gist share kar raha hu.

"Bhaiyo aur bahano, hamara Bharat ka sabse bara problem hain - education policy. To hum socha - hum phir se purana-wala system chalu karenge jahan pe degree se jyada skill aur knowledge mein dhyaan denge.

Aisey hamar desh mein bohut saare #ratan - that is - #jewel hain - kisiko najar mein aataa nahi hain. Hamara teacher ka pahela responsibility hain un sab ratan ko dhund dhund ke nikalna aur unka naam saachmuch ratan kar dena

Aur ye bhi hum socha, Ratan tata -ji ka naam kuch alag karne ke liye bolenge- kiyunki saachmuch unko aisey koy quality nahin hain jisme unhone ye naam ka weight utha payenge.

Aap thoda aankhe khulke sochoge to pata chalega main kiun ye bol raha hu. Ratan Tata ji ka pitaji bare aadmi the. Unhone unko foreign bhaja, aur uski baad-y unhone kuch kiya.

Aur aab main hamara aapna ek ratan ke bare me bolunga ki aap sab sochoge - yaar saachmuch - without any foreign degree - without any support system - aisey ratan hamara yaan payda hua jinhone aisay visionary hain.

Woh ratan hain hamara - chara-uncle - that is Lalu.

Think about his vision.

Unhone aapna bare ladki ko Doctor banaya. Aur sirf banaya nahi. Kuch andar wala khel khel ke unko University topper bana diya. 

Lekin aapna ladka ko koy degree nahin diya. For example, ek hain aisey 7 pass.

Aab main unka vision ke ware mein bolunga - ki unhone aisa kiun kiya.

Medical parne ke baad bhi kuch nahi kiya- matlab unhone ye bolna chata hain ki - degree mein kuch khaas hain nahi - jitna bhi manipulate karke aap first second ban jao - kuch ukhad nahi paoge.

Aur unka woh 7th pass chota sa ladka ka mirchi ka tej dekho. sab kuch pata hain. Philosophy, science, morality, international politics, religion, modern hair style - matlab capsule of real knoeldge and wisdom.

Aur aisay hum bhi karne wala hu.

Degree ka kahani khatam.

Chara-ghotala uncle-ji ko hum jail mein ek #gurukul khulke teacher banane ka faysala kiya.

Aur uhaan se jo ratan niklega, bharat ka naam roushan karega.

Aur mera ek bengali chota dost hain. Unhone bola tha, sir Ratan-y rantan chene. Menining only a juhuri can identify a pure ratan

To hum aapna aisey aur ek Ratan ko loop mein rakhne ke bare mein soch rakha hu - woh hain hamara Soga ji.

Unhone agar aisey ratan ko paychana aur London mein aapna bahan ka museum main original ratan ko chura ke smuggle kar diya - to gajab ho jayega - sare duniya us original ratan ka light se enlightened ho jayega - aur matlab - aur ek modern #lordkrishna ka janam hum dekhenge.

Bilkul #winwin situation

Hum bhi baanch jayenge idhar ye ratan ka tej khane se

Aur udhar London ka hawa bhi garam ho jayega

winter mein unka electricity bill kam ho jayega"

Aisey vision on education policy modernization - matlab sab hil gaya.

Gajab ho gaya. 

ye sare viral ho gaya…

sab log belne laga - hum #viswaguru bankey rokenge - sabko dekha dengey. 

ye detailed analysis wala post India ka patriach society mein jo misconception pahle the ki housewife ko thoda kam aata hain, uoh bilkul hil gaya. Aur Itne inspiration wala post dekhke bahut sare sundari ladki bolne lagi hum bhi age barenge… 

aur sab log sochne laga aab koi hame rokh nahin sakta…

Idhar randi-tv ka ek Bengali journalist jo ki bachpan mein Ramkrishna Mission mein para tha, unhone Mara hua Azad mein Ramkrishna Dev ka chabi dekhne lage aur isliye unhone ek RKM ka monk ka interview bhi le liya aur us interview mein uh monk bola, hum bhi aisey soch raha hain ki ye Mara hua Azad-y na sayed Ramakrishna hain… Unhone explain kiya ki Ramkrishna ji bhi jab alive the to itna popular nahi hua, uoh ye duniya chorne ke bad-y popular hua aur bola yeah Azad bhi to aisey hain…Marne ke baad itna popular ho gaya… 

India ka sabhi TV channel mein program ane laga 

“Woh aa raha hain”

Sab mein khalbali machne lagi… 

Lekin kisiko pata nahin hain woh kaun hain… 

Mere Jijaji, jo ki ek doctor hain, unko ye sab TV dekhne ka samay nahi milta. Unki uhaan pe ek Bihar ki gaon ka Rickshaw puller the… Uoh ekdin Jijaji ko bola, 

"Sir, hame bancha lo. Woh kuch khatarnak aa raha hain… "

Bolne laga,"hum Modiji ko itna soch samajh ke, inko puchke , unko puchke vote diya tha aur Modiji ne aisa gaddari kar liya… Sir hume suna unhone hamara desh ka scientists ko bharak diya aur uoh sab scientists ne milke aisa ek khatarnak cheez banaya ki sab log bol raha hain ,

”Woh aa raha hain”.

Sir hum bal baccha wala aadmi hoon. Aapto ghar mein lock karke sote ho. Aapka dar kam hain… Meri bibi ne us din phone karke bola aapne kuch saal pahle ek movie dekha tha Jurassic kuch karke,,, Modijine sabko bharkake aise kuch bana diya… Sir uoh bohut khatarnak kuch hain. Aur maine suna Kolkata mein pahle uoh Jadavpur university mein girnewala hain. Sir, Jadavpur se hamara distance jyada nahin hain aur hum to open air mein sute hain… Woh aake hame kha lega… Hume bachaon sir. Agar iss bar baanch gaya to hum kabhi Modiji ko vote nahin denge…"

Aur pata nahin Jijaji unko kayse solace diya lekin woh banda kuch jaday ghabra gaya.

Isi prakar desh mein jab chal raha tha to soga-ji ne socha ki kyu na ham isko kam me lagaye aur Raga ka rebirth kar deta hain. 

To unhone congress party ka meeting bulaya.

lekin abhi sab chalu ho gaya to meeting mein koyi aaya nahin. 

Lekin Sogaji ne kaha,

"Hum congress ke liye nahin, Congree humke liye hain."

Aur ye bolke unhone decide kar li hum koi singlehandedly decision nahin lenge kiyunki hum democracy mein biswas rakhte hain.

Unhone aur bhi bola agar Congress mein agar sirf main akelay rahe jaoongi phir bhi mein sare ke sare decision vote karkey karungi. 

Ye sunke Raga ke aankho mein asu aa gaya aur woh bola ki,

"Mom isliye main aapko itna respect karta hoon."

Mahal thoda emotional ho gaya. Uske bad unhone aapna char log (khud, Raga, priya*k* aur V*draa) ki beach mein secret vote kya. 

V*draa kabhi Raga ki leadership mein biswas nahin kiya tha. Kiyunki unhone khudko ek self-made business icon ke rup mein dekhte hain. Aur uska bhi to reason hain. Lekin uoh openly ye kabhi bolne ka sahas nahin dekha paya unki sasuma ki dar se. Lekin usdin unko chance mil gaya kuch kar ke dikhane ka. Aur woh aapna vote Raga aur aapna bibi ka beach mein jo free space the usme dal diya.

To char voto mein se ek cancel ho gaya. 

Baki tin vote Raga ka mil gaya. Aur iss kaam ke liye raga ko chuna gaya.  

iss yojona ka naam rakha gaya RajivGa*hi Revolutionary Committee. 

Raga ne pura plan kar li keya karna hain aur dusra din India ka sare TV channel mein Ragaji ke saath bakra-ji ka ek friendly conversation ek ghanta ke liye dikhaya giya aur jis mein Raga ji explain kiya “Woh aa raha hain” ki matlab aur uska aapna Bharat mein parnewala asar ke ware mein. 

Sab log mein abhi dhire dhire dar hone laga… Ragaji ne 

“Woh aa raha hain” karke ek booklet banaya jisko sare language mein translate kiya gaya aur sabko free dena chalu ho gaya.

Idhar Modiji, Amitji, Yogiji soch mein par gaye ki hum jo Raga ko joker lagbhag banayi diya tha. uska phir se ye punarjanam kayse ho gaya. Raga ka popularity barne laga… Aur Modiji ka chinta barne laga.

Idhar UP mein chunao mahal the. Yogiji jahan pe ja raha hain sabhi log eki baat puch raha hain sir woh jo aa raha hain uoh bohut khatarnak hain kya… sir hame banchao. Ham unpod bal baccha wala aadmi hain… Ek aadmi manch mein uthke Yogiji ka paer pakar ke bola sir jab bhi uoh UP mein jab aayega usko enconunter karwa do… 

Desh mein jab ye haal hain, jab sab dik garam haoa chalne laga, to uska ye opportunity le ke hamara RandiTV ka Rubbish-sir ne ekdin delhi mein Parliament ke age raat 10 baje sirf underware pahanke haat uthake ghumte hoye “Woh aa raha hain” gaate gaate nachne laga aur ek overenthusiastic cameraman mein woh 30 minutes ka dance live RandiTV mein telecast kar diya. Aur woh us din ka sabse jyada popular program ban gaya. 

Agle din Dariwala Roy ne unko bulake bola,"dekho boss Woh jab aa raha hain to aane ke baad pahle Modiji aur Yogiji ko kha lega. Aur woh dono jab chala jayega to tumahara news koy nahin sunega. Toh tum aab news chorke raat mein woh aadha ghanta ka dance program mein samil ho jao… 

Aur yeah decision RandiTV ka fortune kuchi dino mein badal dala…

Tab Dariwala Roy ne socha unka ye brilliant decision ke liye kuch award milna jaruri hain aur unhone usi waqt aapna executive power laga ke iss kaam ke liye tin IIM ka banda as a concultant recruit karne ka soch liya. 

Aur ab RandiTV ka efficiency itna bar gaya ki agla din do pohar 12 bajne se pahle IIM ka tin brilliant student RandiTV mein as a consultant join kar liya. 

Evening mein unke saath Dariji ka meeting hua. 

Sir ne bahut kuch inspiration wala baate kara aur aise inspire kar diya ki un tin banda se jo sabse chota tha uoh rone laga aur bola

"sir aap chup chap so jao. Hum akela sab kuch dekh lenge"

Dariwala Roy sir bhi unka ye enthusiasm mein bohut impressed ho gaya. 

Us raat uoh meeting mein bahut saare discussion hua aur last mein ek sabse important decision liya giya. 

Dari Roy ne bola, "dekho boss, kyunki Rubbish ji ko dance mein bhejne ka decision sirf meray tha… isliye is award ka main ekela-y haqdar hoon… isliye jab ye award dene ka time aayega tab stage mein koyi nahi hona chaiye… ye award mein khud aapna hatho mein leke aapne gale mein lagaunga…"

yeah sunke woh sabse enthusiasm wala ladka dance karne laga aur bola,

"sir aise tara individualism agar Modiji ne aapna sare officer ko hone ke liye jab bolenge tabhi hamara India Viswaguru ban sakte hain… Lekin sir kya kare, Modiji aise gawar banda hain… kabhi aisa sochtay nahi… aisa unique sochne ke liye sir foreign mein parna jorori hain..  Aur aise decison leneka power abhi India mein agar kisi mein hai to woh hain hamara Raga."

Dari Roy ne us din us banda ko aapna ghar mein dinner mein special guest banake bula liya aur bola,

"tumhi ho desh ka future… aur tum jaise banda hain isliye ye desh surakshit hain… aur bola us special day mein function ka end mein uoh kuch bolne ke liye ek speech tayar kare... "  

Aur is taraf Arnabji pura din gala phar phar ke chitkaar karne laga, "aare ye burwak log… usko aane do… kuch nahin hone wala hain… main usko pahle din-i aapna debate mein bula lunga aur mujhe yekin koro, uoh debate khatam hone ke baad studio se bahar nikal ke uoh duwara suicide kar lega"

lekin Arnabji ka awaz Rubbish ji ka dance ka music mein dab gaya…

Aur ek din woh saachmuch aa gaya...   

Uss special day mein Kolkata ka saare ke saare hawker subha hotey dhire dhire cinema hall ke aju baju mein aapna sthaan lene laga

Aur matlab sab log sochne laga uoh wala Azad sala pagal tha. Isliye jaldi mar gaya aur kuch nahin kar paya, aisey suicide kar liya tha … lekin hume pura yekin hain ki yeah Mara hua Azad desh mein jarur kuch revolution layega... 

Aur jab uoh release hooa, tab ye jo ladka, jo HTML training se aapna din mein 5 crore kamanewala leader banne ka sapna dekha tha, uoh life mein thoda settle to ho gaya, aur kamane shuru kar diya tha.

Usme leadership ka quality dhire dhire dekhne laga. aur woh aapna jindegi ka pahela aur sabse bara decision liye ki woh  iPhone 12 na lekar iPhone13 liya. uska pahela month ka salaray mein kharida huan naya iPhone mein Jio ka Hotstar lagake aapne saare Whi*at Jr. ka dosto ke saath whiskey pite pite dekhne laga ,

”Main Mara Hua Azad Hoon”

aur jab nesha char giya to bol utha ,”yaar life mein kuch karna parega… iss desh mein revolution lana parega… ” 

Uska bad dhire dhire whiskey ka asar hone laga, woh aapna talmalata hua paer leke ac kamre me bistar pe ye sochte sochte so gaya, 

“Main kab aur kaise revolution laoonga iss desh mein…”  

aur gahera need mein chala gaya… 

And the tradition goes on….

Disclaimer: All characters in this write-up are imaginary. 

Please don’t try to find out any similarities with any real person.

Sabkuch Dikhta Nahin Hain...

Remember the old DD advertisement - 

Sabkuch Dikhta Hay...

But in reality...

Sabkuch dikhta nahin hain.

Sabkuch koyi dikhata bhi nahi hain...

Ye sare dekhne aur dikhane ke bahar bhi ek duniya hain...

Woh hain...

Under the dark sky, gazing at the stars above your head, sitting absolutely bare-body, and trying to deep dive into the search of #whoami

The reality is... not everything is visible to outsiders.

the grief, the tears, the pain, the loneliness, the urge to see your child stand on his/her own feet, the urge to keep your close family members out of any trouble, the urge to roar "I got your back" is REAL and are meant to be savored alone, on the rooftop at pretty early morning.

This is LIFE.

CRY alone and only in front of your close FAMILY MEMBERS and very close FRIENDS...

but show ONLY your face of VALOR, CONFIDENCE to the OUTSIDE...

because #empathy is very expensive - and not available easily to everyone.

What is very obvious to the outside world may not be the correct version of a human soul

Hence, don't behave like a #bot to think while watching the smiling adorable face of an air hostess serving hot tea in the early winter morning

That she is probably the happiest lady at that moment...

If you spend a little time with her delving into the inner soul, you may find one of the saddest souls in the universe was probably the same lady

This is #reality

Only a good friend can know at least most of the parts of your life...

But I am sure there will be some of the other darkest sides of your life, which will be burnt along with you on your pyre...

#reality bites.

Sabkuch dikhta nahi hai

Not everything is visible outside...

Sabkuch dikhta nahi hai

Human of the UNIVERSE

Try to join the invisible dots

Or else...

Dhundhte rahey jaoge...

Now, the humans of the UNIVERSE - listen carefully to what the inventor of the mRNA vaccines has to say to you as an advice 

Don't comply with the order of the globalists of #Davos

Take informed decision

Protect your children

Humans of UNIVERSE.... please wake up and awaken others...

The time is NOW...

Fatherhood - a great gift from #lordshiva

 Fatherhood - a lifetime chance to deep dive into myself to know #whoami

A deep conversation between me and my son on last year's Father’s Day…

Me: Son, you are now 10 years old. In 2-3 years’ time, there will be many changes in your physiology. One change will be that your Kutu (penis) will sometimes get erected and you will feel like fondling it. Don’t worry. This is a very normal way of growing up.

Son: Baba, what will I do then?

Me: Lord Shiva will guide your brain and he will tell you to fondle it. It will come naturally to it. Don’t be afraid. It’s not anything wrong. Nobody will scold you.

Son: Baba, I am afraid. What will happen then?

Baba: After some time a jelly-like liquid will come out from your Kutu and then you will feel normal. When the liquid is about to come out of your Kutu, you will feel very satisfied physically and will be excited.

Son: Baba what is this liquid all about?

Me: That liquid, in the future, if used properly will help you to become a Dad. It’s very precious.

Son: So will I have to store it somewhere?

Me: No my dear. It will be produced regularly in your body and for the time being, you will have to wash it away. Then when you will grow up, if you and your wife use that liquid properly, you two will become parents

Me: Remember, your Kutu is one of the most valuable organs of your body. It is a very sacred part of your body. Have you seen Shiva Linga? That is the kutu of Lord Shiva. Why do we worship it? Because that’s the origin of ourselves. Without Shiva Linga, human beings would not have come to this universe. It’s the source of Origin. And that’s why it is said that we are all parts of Lord Shiva. Similar to the Shiva Linga, your Kutu is also very precious and sacred to you. You should never make it unconsecrated or dirty.

Son: Baba, how can it be dirty?

Me: If you use your Kutu with anyone else except your wife, your Kutu will become dirty. Not only your Kutu, but your whole life will also become unholy. So preserve your Kutu properly.

Son: Is this only true for boys?

Me: No son, every girl and boy has to become a woman and man respectively one day. And for boys, this is the process. Girls become women through a process called Chumming. Probably you will learn about this process someday from your Mamma. But always remember, whenever Lord Shiva guides you to fondle your Kutu, don’t be afraid, shocked, or ashamed. Remember, that day your process of Manhood will start.

After that, we discussed many aspects of life. But as I had a training schedule, I could not journal it at that time. Let me try to recollect it today.

The #humansoul hidden inside #fleshandbone

Me: Betu, when you become an adult, because of your physical need, sometimes you may feel like visiting a lady who will give this “holy service” - not for her own but for your well-being - both body and mind. Although there is no need for such physical affairs these days, you can calm down your body and mind, if you wish, by opening your laptop.

But in case, suppose, in the future, you need to visit such a holy lady to calm yourself down. Before starting the activity, at least take a few minutes of time to have a chat with her from your soul. Ask her, maybe like, why she really chose this profession - out of joy or out of poverty or out of need or anything that may arise in your mind at that moment. And let her open her soul, speak out her mind. You may learn some of the deepest lessons about human behavior and society from her if you analyze her answers while sitting alone in silence.

For example, you may hear from her that after the act, whatever money she will receive from you, she will dress up, clean herself up and then visit the nearest medical shop to purchase some of the essential medicines for her son or dad or mother or sometimes, maybe husband. After hearing such a story, you may not find the urge to do the act for which you went to her and rather will hand over the money maybe with a little more as a goodwill gesture and hug her and come back and, still, after that, if you have the mental energy, you will open your laptop and calm down your body and mind.

Such is the reality beta.

Life is not fair.

This will teach you one of the biggest lessons of your life.

Never judge anybody. And never keep a standard of what is good, bad, moral, immoral, and all such societal conditions that will be thrust upon you by the so-called leaders of our society.

Always have an uncluttered mind. Always listen to your #lordshiva. He will give you the best guidance. 

Never care for anybody else in this world. Actually… Noone!!!!

You are your own #guru and #disciple and you will learn from the people around you and from the nature that #lordshiva has given - free of cost. 

Let's discard Unity in diversity and Embrace Unity in Unison...

The Bengali version written by Tagore...

realized in the early morning...

Unity in diversity

matters…

however, I think, at this moment what #bharatmata needs is just the opposite - 

unity in unison 

to recreate the crescendo - the resonance of the true #bharat - the #bharat that was there from the early days of human existence on this planet - the river of civilization on the banks of which great kingdoms were established - great philosophy was discovered - great sages enlightened the whole mankind - unselfish - purposeful - and the most surprising of all - the same river is still flowing - with a little pollution from external forces thrust upon it - and we have lost the #true #pure #bharat - to accommodate, to fit ourselves in the outside world.

but as the very basic principle of commerce and economics suggests - it's the originality that sells - it's the original that attracts everybody - and not any duplicate - hence we must bring back that original #bharat - without any doping effect. We were the harbinger of originality - starting from discovering the origin of this #universe to science to philosophy to medicine to humanity and even to the greatest language - #sanskrit

and having a common thread of language is essential to bind each and every citizen of this great place called #bharat.

and as it was the #sanskrit language that was original - hence i am of the opinion to make #sanskrit the national common language for the people of #bharat.

Let's take a pledge to bring back #Sanskrit

Let's become the Original version of ourselves...

we have lost many years just to prove ourselves smart - but while doing so we just took the help of a duplicate world - which we are not inherently - hence we were always treated as just the outsider in that world - just like the Colorful Jackal of the jungle from the ancient story.

For the people of #universe here is the story of the Colorful Jackal.

Colorful Jackal

Once a jackal was very hungry as it did not get food for many days. While searching for food, the jackal reached a town. Once the jackal entered the town, he was greeted by a pack of ferocious dogs. The dogs began chasing the jackal. The jackal ran for its life and finally jumped into a big drum. The drum was filled with a blue dye and hence when the jackal finally came out, it became a blue jackal.

Jackal becomes king

Jackal went back to the safe heaven of forest. When other animals saw the jackal, they could not recognize him because of blue color. They thought that it must be a strange and powerful animal. All the animals bowed to the jackal and pronounced him as their king.

The jackal was very pleased to become the king of the jungle. The lion and tiger were always at his service. They used to bring freshly killed prey for the jackal. Thus, life was going quite smoothly for the jackal.

Jackal's secret is out

One night, all the animals were sleeping near the abode of blue jackal. Suddenly the blue jackal heard the howling of another jackal. It was natural for the blue jackal to howl in answer. He tried to control his urge but it was so strong and natural that he could not help but begin to howl in a high tone.

When other animals heard a recognizable voice, they could understand that it was a jackal under the blue coat. The animals became very angry and thrashed the jackal blue and black.

The moral of the story is, 

"You cannot change your natural ways by changing your getup."

Let's bring back #sanskrit as our national language for a new #bharat

And here's what we are doing to teach Sanskrit to our only son #ridit 

we have waited many years for this

the time is NOW.

act today wisely

and reap the benefits for the rest of your life.

The idea of a nation becomes realistic only when we all remain on a common solid ground. If we recall our days of freedom struggle, we all have to remember, that, Congress, under the guidance of Gandhiji first divided Bharat on a linguistic basis. So, it's time for us NOW to create ONE NATION - ONE LANGUAGE - and let Sanskrit be that language.

Remember, 

United we stand ...

Divided we fall...

And here we go - my wife #reema and my son, 11 yrs old Ridit - are trying our best to offer respect to this great language - the language of God...

Here I must admit that Sanskrit is the most suitable language for AI and Computer Science.

They don't want the Humans of Bharat to know about this.

The Humans of Bharat...

please wake up...

Read the following document and see why we must embrace #Sanskrit for our future generation to excel.

Humans of Bharat...

Enjoy the learning process...

rediscover yourself...

I am happy to see that at last the engineers of Bharat are waking up. We must if we want to showcase our #trueselves...

Let's embrace Sanskrit...

Humans of Bharat... please wake up from the slumber...

Nikola Tesla and Swami Vivekananda
Mr. Toby Grotz, President, Wireless Engineering

Swami Vivekananda, late in the year l895 wrote in a letter to an English friend, "Mr. Tesla thinks he can demonstrate mathematically that force and matter are reducible to potential energy. I am to go and see him next week to get this new mathematical demonstration. In that case, the Vedantic cosmology will be placed on the surest of foundations. I am working a good deal now on the cosmology and eschatology of the Vedanta. I clearly see their perfect union with modern science, and the elucidation of the one will be followed by that of the other." (Complete Works, Vol. V, Fifth Edition, 1347, p. 77).

Here Swamiji uses the terms force and matter for the Sanskrit terms Prana and Akasha. Tesla used the Sanskrit terms and apparently understood them as energy and mass. (In Swamiji's day, as in many dictionaries published in the first half of the present century, force and energy were not always clearly differentiated. Energy is a more proper translation of the Sanskrit term Prana.)

Tesla apparently failed in his effort to show the identity of mass and energy. Apparently, he understood that when speed increases, mass must decrease. He seems to have thought that mass might be "converted" to energy and vice versa, rather than that they were identical in some way, as is pointed out in Einstein's equations. At any rate, Swamiji seems to have sensed where the difficulty lay in joining the maps of European science and Advaita Vedanta and set Tesla to solve the problem. It is apparently in the hope that Tesla would succeed in this that Swamiji says "In that case, the Vedantic cosmology will be placed on the surest of foundations." Unfortunately, Tesla failed and the solution did not come till ten years later, in a paper by Albert Einstein. But by then Swamiji was gone and the connecting of the maps was delayed.

The Harbinger...

Har Har Mahadev…

Let's welcome the harbinger of change in the social order.

male supremacy is now well-established.

we are all here to challenge the female community across the globe.

frankly speaking, at last, #lordshiva, has blessed the male community

luthe le luthe le... idea luthe le…

sir has tested positive and doing healthy.

let us all hope the newcomer will also show the same level of creativity… 

but conspiracy theorists across the globe are making it complicated.

they are saying its because of #gas inside the stomach

as nobody knows the #truth, the #globaltruthfinder team has become a necessity for human society.

one military commando is saying, “give me the first chance. I will get out the truth by using just a single hathora  - the #hammer". 

people across the globe are shocked from such a ruthless mindset of this commando and they are all advocating for #empathy everywhere. the #kindness advocacy has reached a great level of resonance.

the new #pregnancy test kit is coming out from $soft specifically targeting male pregnancy and #gillbates will probably become an iconic figure in that advertisement with his large belly as he himself is expecting very soon.

as this is a time of conspiracy theorists, all such males who have developed such big bellies, are not coming out in the street not to be portrayed as #imposters - because the #universe wants to know the #truth -  whether the man will give a khush khabri soon for the neighbors or is it because of just #gas.

as this is new species coming out of #darwin theory of #survivalofthefittest - the person himself is not sure whether he is positive or just having gas.

gynecologists across the globe are suggesting to all such people who are in doubt because of their big bellies to do jharu denewala kaam so that they can experience a painless natural delivery.

and, the government of India is rejoicing by getting so many volunteers to do the jharu denewala kaam in the morning and a new advertisement campaign for the brainchild of #modiji - the swatch bharat abhiyan - is planned with such kind of big belly celebrity male person participating in this jharu denewala kaam to showcase that #karmyog is always good to keep us healthy and experience a painless delivery when the great moment arrives.

on the other hand, the medicine companies are coming out with new #gasreduction medicine as a mental treatment for such dilemma of male people having a big belly.

and the caustic #gas that this whole new evolutionary outcome is creating is havoc across the globe, that environmentalists are scared about the increase in temperature and they are suggesting drinking water and conserving the water bodies of the #universe.

the #feminists are rejoicing and saying “aab maja aayega. aab kisika dum hain to aaja. let me see who wants to perform this great act with me. I will make sure that the guy becomes pregnant after the act and carries the baby for 10 months. only if a person walks in the shoes of the sufferer, he can understand the pain.”

the #male chauvinist society of the #universe are rejoicing for this great blessing from #lordshiva and shouting with great valor - har har Mahadev - at last, you have blessed us. we were really pissed off by the one-sided acts passed by the parliament mostly with males giving all the benefits of the doubt to the female partner. from now onwards, we don’t need anybody for anything at all.

and a new subject area in statistics blended with genetics is on the rise - the new theory of  "who will be pregnant after the great act - the male participant or the female". 

$soft is in the frontline of this new research and they are using all sorts of potatoes - small, big, round, sweet, bitter, rotten that was nurtured by the largest farmland owner of the USA in this experimentation and have already concluded that for the best possible result favoring the female community - its always good for the ladies to get the potatoes cooked using microwave (remember the dry test of elements in the chemistry lab), and never use boiled water to cook it. 

in fact, according to #gillbates, it's better to cut and slice the potatoes and fry them in hot oil and then eat them and remain happy and independent for the rest of their lives... the ultimate #truth for a #feminist

but as a generous scientist of modern mankind, #gillbates has assured the female community not to worry about their future pregnancy and said that he himself is involved in a high-end research work where a female can become pregnant on her own - the code name of that project, he revealed - #independency

$soft purposefully leaked a video of the test phase of this device where it is shown that it is actually an AI-driven rubber stick that is fixed at the back of a lady and then the lady helps herself (independently - so user-friendly) in the front hole and lies on the bed calmly for just five minutes. The device vibrates inside and then it does everything and voila- after 10 months the lady is blessed with a new baby.

However, conspiracy theorists have figured out that there is a very basic problem with the software. They are damn sure, that the software used here is just a modified version of the AI software used in the mosquito project. And as people are awakening, when grilled with tough questions in front of the camera, #gillbates admitted the veracity of this claim but assure everybody that they are contemplating the issue - there is a little statistical problem in the model - and hence after 10 months - the newborn baby may have two forms - mosquito or human. But then he was so joyful that with his great brain, he made the outcome 70:30 towards a human baby and he thinks people should be happy with this.

He explains - the basic reason why humanity is suffering so much is that it all depends upon how we look at certain things. He explained, that even if the lady produces a mosquito, thinks that he/she will be a new generation mosquito and will never be able to kill others with any deadly disease - just like the almighty take care of humanity and never harms others - the new #avatar.

And he has appointed a #ghostwriter to write a book on this very basic idea - a positive mindset matters

But as after #gillbates sir became a philanthropist, he is behaving just like a #sage, so he admitted, that there is a practical issue - if while in the big hole of the lady, the #azure sends a notification and starts force updating the software - and then because of the new AI-brain of the device - once the updates start - even if the lady wishes, she won't be able to unplug it from her -  even by applying force.

He has explained it just like when two street dogs in #bharat make a great physical act - sometimes they are stuck and this is the same kind of phenomenon in human society.

He announces to the #universe that he is writing a book on why studying animal behavior is important to become a great scientist and why we should always be thankful to the ultimate creator for showing us everything - it just needs a brilliant mind to pick up the right knowledge from His garden

He has also started writing a book on fear psychosis for females in such situations and another ghostwriter is helping him in this great creative work for the benefit of humanity.

He again has announced that he is funding another AI project mixed with genetic science - which will create a pack of dogs who - whenever will meet - will be stuck Dr. Faucku is heading that project. he exclaims just like an expert computer scientist, why stable reproducible test cases are important for software development.

He says, that one gadget is coming out from the lab of $soft - which is the brainchild of the largest potato farmer of the #usa - an AI-enabled rubber stick especially targeting males, which will be fixed in the front of the male people and then will have to be entered from the back to become pregnant - the self-sufficient male - all in one man.

people are rejoicing to get such a level of independence

and the real meaning of #aham.

hum akelay kafi hai

the male now doesn't need anybody at all to lead a happy life, not even a partner to reproduce.

the great meaning of #individualism is getting shape and for that let us all celebrate the harbinger of this great social turnaround.

So, who really is the philancapitalist prescribing the mRNA vaccines during the plandemic and after dumping the shares, suddenly took an absolute U-turn to debase it...

Watch here.

The #humansofuniverse - wake up - you must know the agenda of the globalists

Here We Go

The real Ball Gates...

And here's a detailed documentary on how Ball Gates has monopolized global health issues - how the tentacles of Gates Foundation have touched almost all the corners of "Health" - not through natural immunization but through Vaccines.

the #nemo of the society with his dwindling grey matters in the brain is now imbibing all such chaos and started drinking chatu (sattu) ka sharbat in the early morning while listening to #tandava on the rooftop at 3:30 am bare body under the open starry sky and an empty mind and eyes full of hope for a sane society.

The last but not the least - why Ballgates... why?

People of #bharat - wakeup - never forget #whoweare and where we have come from...

When a mind is developed with uncluttered philosophy mixed with wisdom and #truth, his feet always remain firmly grounded and aligned with his true self.

And the #aham of that person becomes so powerful and resonating that weak, moribund people can’t withstand it and the powerful people enjoy the vibe and the energy emanating from that person and eventually feel and become powerful by themselves.

This is the basic principle of #leadership - don’t let people remain #weak and feel that you are great

rather make them equally powerful and 

create a 

pride of #lions

and not a

herd of sheep.

This is exactly what Rabindranath Tagore said in his song,

“Amra sabay raja amader-y rajar rajotye”

Meaning 

‘“We are all equal with the king himself in our kingdom”

The feelings of a king of such a kingdom will always resonate with the same mindset as his people and he roars

“I got your back”

This is the basic principle behind democracy and freedom.

And this is exactly mentioned in Kautilya's Arthashastra

Read... Read... the following text is from Arthashastra...

प्रजासुखे सुखं राज्ञः प्रजानां तु हिते हितम् ।

नात्मप्रियं हितं राज्ञः प्रजानां तु प्रियं हितम् ॥

PrajaasukhE sukham raagyaha prajaanaam cha hitE hitam

naatma priyam hitam raagyaha prajaanaam tu priyam hitam.

प्रजासुखे सुखं राज्ञः प्रजानां च हिते हितम्।

नात्मप्रियम् हितम् राज्ञः प्रजानां तु प्रियम् हितम्।।

प्रजा के सुख में राजा का सुख निहित है, प्रजा के हित में ही उसे अपना हित दिखना चाहिए । जो स्वयं को प्रिय लगे उसमें राजा का हित नहीं है, उसका हित तो प्रजा को जो प्रिय लगे उसमें है ।

In the happiness of the people lies the Ruler’s happiness

Their welfare is his welfare

What pleases him, the Ruler shall not consider good

but whatever pleases his people, the Ruler shall consider good

for your reference

And this is what #bharat was known for until the bastard Mackauly understood it very deeply and created his Machiavellian ploy to destroy it and thus the management theory

“Suck the people at the top

Fuck the people at the bottom”

was established and it was properly nurtured through multiple layers of sycophants pushed through bureaucracy and judiciary - the layer and parasites community of #bharat who spend and glorify their great acts of sucking and fucking all through their lives with just an empty sold-out soul and act just like a stand-up comedian in the real glory of the world of #yamraj after their death

The sad demise…

Everyone forgets immediately

some sufferers whisper “Oh God… at last, the bastard has died…”

The Humans of Bharat, never forget we are from a great nation - we are the careers of a great religion - Hinduism...

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But what is the Hindu religion? What is this religion which we call Sanatan, eternal? It is the Hindu religion only because the Hindu nation has kept it, because in this Peninsula it grew up in the seclusion of the sea and the Himalayas, because in this sacred and ancient land, it was given as a charge to the Aryan race to preserve through the ages. But it is not circumscribed by the confines of a single country, it does not belong peculiarly and forever to a bounded part of the world. That which we call the Hindu religion is really the eternal religion, because it is the universal religion which embraces all others. If a religion is not universal, it cannot be eternal. A narrow religion, a sectarian religion, an exclusive religion can live only for a limited time and a limited purpose. This is the one religion that can triumph over materialism by including and anticipating the discoveries of science and the speculations of philosophy. It is the one religion which impresses on mankind the closeness of God to us and embraces in its compass all the possible means by which man can approach God. It is the one religion which insists every moment on the truth which all religions acknowledge that He is in all men and all things and that in Him we move and have our being. It is the one religion which enables us not only to understand and believe this truth but to realise it with every part of our being. It is the one religion which shows the world what the world is, that it is the Lila of Vasudeva. It is the one religion which shows us how we can best play our part in that Lila, its subtlest laws and its noblest rules. It is the one religion which does not separate life in any smallest detail from religion, which knows what immortality is and has utterly removed from us the reality of death.

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#wakeup the people of #bharat

Look at the image below...

Who do you think is powerful...

have an uncluttered mind

If you don’t know the answer ask me

I am here to help you

Otherwise, be ready to be put in jail and suffer ignominy if you dare to call the lady in the picture dancing around the pole by her real name...

And... here we go...

Enjoy the vibe of #Hinduism - my wife #Reema reciting her own poem on #Hinduism...

And this is #ridit - my son - an 11-year-old young computer scientist - is looking at the outside world with a completely different perspective - building his brain muscle to play a bigger role in society - not as a weak blind sheep - but as a lion.

How is the Josh - by #ridit - a young computer scientist from #bharat

Last but not least...

For the young generation of Bharat...

Here is a book that was published in 1916 by Benaras Hindu University...

Not available now. All the copies were destroyed.

It is a beautiful introduction to Hinduism, without any school affiliations. 

This is a rare book on

“Sanatana Dharma”

Read.... Read...