The essence of Gita - clear the coppice and underwood first to create a garden of beautiful flowers...

The essence of the Gita - you cannot create a garden of beautiful flowers without clearing the coppice and underwood...

I again repeat that Gita should be taught only at that time frame of a person’s life when he is at the peak of his energy - and he can move a mountain with that energy. At that time, the philosophy of Gita is like - if you want to do good for humanity, you will surely face difficulties, but have an uncluttered mind to destroy that blockage from your path to create a  kingdom of Dharm or #truth. So, even to utilize your creative power, you will have to utilize your destructive and killing power to clear the swamp from society. Otherwise, you cannot create something good in a place full of garbage. Or, otherwise, whatever you create with your positive creative power, will ultimately be thrown in the dustbin by those scrupulous yet powerful scoundrels of the society and your good creative power will also have absolutely no values afterward.

So, to utilize your positive creativity to its fullest potential, utilize your killing spirit to clean society.

The basic idea of #dharm or #truth

There is no middle path

To live happily even inside our home to showcase our talent, our positive side, we must first kill the poisonous snake residing inside the home.

So, lord Krishna never advised Arjun to compromise, to mourn, and then to put down his Gandib and approach Dronacharya and start sweet talks to establish #truth

His advice was just to kill all of those people who are against the establishment of #truth

For that, even sometimes, He Himself had to detour from His own path and wear a little bit of cunning behavior which is just opposite to a powerful #godlike person of His stature. But He never shied away from that. Because he developed an uncluttered mind about what is #dharm and what is #truth and He was ready to do everything, even if that means a few tricks, to establish that.

A bigger purpose of life - establishing #truth

There was no other possible way.

You can create a garden of beautiful flowers suitable for the good universe only after clearing the underwood and coppice.

#Enjoy

Here we go...

कृष्ण की चेतावनी - the clarion call to wake up the Hindus of #bharat - wake up - open your eyes - experience the Viswaroop

Wake up... my Hindu brothers and sisters... You have been in servile mode for far too long...

Now... please wake up 

and 

reclaim #whoyouare

My awakening happened through a spiritual journey.

Enjoy

#JaiHind

Truth behind Blindness...

 Blind... Blind...

There are many forms of blindness.

But the most painful on the part of the blind man is the forceful blindness

If we don't learn from History, history will repeat itself.

So, study history.

and get an uncluttered mind.

don't remain a blind fool anymore.

Enjoy the video

The British parliamentarian is being asked to become a blind guy who can't see anything or rather see through the smoke of #deepstate

Forceful Blindness...

And now learn the history of Bharat

The latest news from the market - in #bharat bangle-sale is on rising.

You must be wondering - that's great news - ladies from #bharat are returning to their roots.

Alas!!!

The demand is from the #hindu male of #bharat - mostly the so-called intellectuals

Another category is also added - the police personnel - the people who want to hide their sexual identity from the outside world to play it safe.

So, KK- died.

aur kitna din andha rahne ka acting karoge

aisey kitne din chalega bahnchod

aankhe khulo sab - dekh phar phar ke

dimag laga baynchod

ghar se nkial ke zindagi dekh

IIT-mein jane ke liye bacche ko tayar karne mein lage ho

IIT kiska planning tha?

gigolo-ji ka???

to kaun funding diya?

sare ke sare bahar- wala

pass karke kidhar gaya?

bahar?

kisliye?

saheb logo ka naukar ban-ne ke liye

IIT khulne ka idea kayse hua?

Because somebody thought it loud.

“We want a nation of workers… not thinkers.”

aur isliye pass hone ke saath saath green card ka chakkar

Chacha-ji ko sirf bed mein kaam karna aata tha.

Aur baki sare ke sare harami, jaliyati

usko upor charake puja karo

phir. woh bhi maan lete  hain.

IIT-ka credit madrasa-chaap maulana -ko nahin diya giya - thoda maherwani to chachaji hamara hindu-logo ko kar diya alsey - thoda daya dikhaya

sukriya chacha - ji.

hamara sochne ka dimag bohut din pahle bandh kiya giya 

aur iye sare ke sare chuthiyamo haramipanthi jab purulia ka ek young banda aapna dimag ka explanation laga ke expose kar raha tha USA mein during the '90s  - ek PhD kiya hua #dehatiauraut unpod Hindu ko laga ke usiko pagal prove kar diya

wah re wah

70 saal mein jo kiya na - aapna hindu logo ko jayse banaya - uska ek-y description main de sakta hoon.

bahar mein dressed chicken jab frozen store mein rahte hain na - usika do haat piche se aapna gaand mein ghusya deta hain. aur aisey ek mara hua chicken - jo marne ke baad bhi mara hua rahega - aisey banaya - bhoot hoke bhi kisiko gala nahi daba sakega

itna sa chota sa dimag leke ye sare ke sare hindu aandha hoke baytha hai sala.

planning sunoge

kayse bharat ko gaand mara

R C Majumdar poro

Aur jab unka dimag sahi chalne laga - sabko dikhane laga - andar ka baat - gigolo ne uska research sab bandh kar diye tha...

aankhe kholo lawra. 

gudhmarani

saale

impotent banke rahoge - baihnchod

kayse game plan hota hain - suno

Bengal - ko isliye pahle target kiya giya - kiyunki 

tab Bengal aapna gaand maar liya tha

ihaan pe aapna lower cast sare ke sare Musalman ban gaya the

aur matlab power bilkul divided ho gaya

mauka ek divided society mein aaccha hota hain 

keya kiya - unhone

suno game plan

ek Sirauzdula - ka army tha - chota sa

ek Mirjazar ka Army tha - bara sa

to Britsh Mirzafar ko de diya chota sa ek taufa - hum tumko chaayenge upor - usko tum maro

aisey brain wash karke bhir giya Siraujdaula ke saath

aur idhar aapna dutch-wala jo aapa dukan chalana chahtey the- sab bhir gaya sirauj ke saath

British Army -ka number bohut kam tha.

Aur ismein unhone Mirzafar-ko topi pahne ke out kar diya - neutral

ladega nahin

phir bhi. British haar raha tha

phir jab almost harchuka tha, to Mirzafaur ko phir lagaya - aur war bandh kar diya. Mirzafaur ne Sirauj ko bola - dekho boss - kaal hum aapka saath join karenge. Hum dono milke British ko hara denge. aaj war kahatam kar do,

aur phir jab Sirau daula bandh kar diya - to British log aapna reserved force ko lake - kahani khatam kar diya

Sirauzdaula - out

aur jab 150 British army march past kar raha tha to itna saare Hindu log upor se dekh raha tha ki unka senapati bola ki hume-e ye dar lag raha tha. agar ye sare ke sare aa gaya aur hume aisey haato se pakar lega - to hamara khel khatam

lekin rooftop se yeah sare Hindu kiyun nahin aaya.

kiyunki they wanted to remove Muslims - matlab aapna to gaanda mar gaya - agar ek bideshi hatega to aur ek bideshi aayega- thoda dekhte hain yeah kayse hain. hum khud to kuch karnewalae hay nahin. 

pahle maratha-ne marke gaya, phir muslim mara , phir kuch din maratha aur muslim age se aur piche se mara - mar khake hamara jitna hole hain- sab se blood nikal rahey hain. humko lose karne ka kuch hay nahi. saheb-ka laund bhi thoda taste karte hain. marega to ye bhi. agar chota hoga to kam lagega. 

To cholo - hum as a fence seater hoke dekhte hain au jab ye gorein log marega tab dekha jayega.

lekin hum-e jo sikhaya gaya sikha - hindu muslim bhai bhai

phir poet ne likha

"Eki brinte duti kusum' aur ayse sare brain wash wala kahani

jo hamara baccha ko sikhaya jata hain.

Chutyio banane ke liye.

phir suno keya hua.

phir bohut sare condition laga ke - Mirzafaur -ko ek sultan - but as an employee under british - rakh diya

aisa suna - sultan as an emplyee.

phir dabte dabte - woh thoda udne laga

to keya kiya - usika damad ko laga diya - usko htatha diya

phir damad udne laga after few years

to phir damad ko hathaya - aur Mirzafaur ko bathaya

aur aisey khel khel mein sare ke sare jitna powerful banda tha sabka patti kaat liya

aur bhi hain…

unlogo ka  aapna betyio ko andar competition laga ke khud maja lutha

aur aisey ban gaya yhaan ka Raja

game plan socho - bhainchod

isliye ye sare ke sare History book #bharat mein paraya nahin jata

kiyuki tumlog jitna din burbok banke rahooge - utnay accha hain

aur aab bapuji ko kayse laya gaya batata hun.

ye mera khud ka analysis hain

kabhi suna - bapuji as a lawyear - kuch kamaya

nahin

uska kaam tha - dalali - bodyshopping

aapna bharat -ka powerful aadmi ko british army mein naukri dene ka aur un logo ka bafadar aadmi banane ka

kisliye?

kiyunki British log tab South Africa -ka aboriginal walo ka gaand maar raha tha

Aur aisey kaam mein ek frail banda aisey brain wash kar sakta hain dekhke - British log samajah liya- ye to shala hamara jaisa girgitya hain - to usko hamara kaam mein lagao

Uhaan pe award deke famous bana ke phir laya gaya idhar - aur aane ke saath saathe chada diya upor mein

piche hawa dnene lag gaya

aur jab weapons use ho raha hain - aapna bharat ka powerful banda jag raha hain - to shala usiko bola ki tum aab ahinsa karo- kiyunki hamara yeah sab burbaki mein time pass nahin karna hain - ham loothne ke liya aaya- looth lene ke baad chala jayenge

aur aysay ho gaya ahimsa

phir pant ka niche wala danda jab charne nahin laga - to chalo dandi march

keya socha - ek field mein dhuti pahnke 200 aadmi baithe rahega - dance karega - aur ye sare Britishers ko kuch ukhad lega? 

shalla andha, bainchod. aankhe khul

Aur yeahi tumko paraya jata hain

Aur tum wohi parte ho

impotent feeble banada - kabhi ek inch khara nahin kar paya - usko baap bana diya

aisey baap kaun banta hain be?

chuthyo. shalley

aankhe kholo bhahnchod

dimag ka dahi banake baythe ho bahnchod

chullu bhar pani mein dub mar shale...

So, #hindu of #bharat...

wake up and know #whoweare

Get an uncluttered mind to discriminate between #truth and #falsehood

Read R C Majumdar's History book to know about ancient #bharat

wake up and let others see through the #falsehood that has been purposefully spread to keep you blindfolded

free your mind

My contribution on 15th August 2022

The History of the Freedom Movement I

The History of the Freedom Movement II

The History of the Freedom Movement III

In the search of our #fatherofnation...

 

Recently #lordshiva became very thoughtful about the people of #bharat. 

He was confused that usually, people of #bharat call Him their "baba', 

now they have started calling another person #fatherofnation. 

But as #He is out of any Moh, Maya, it did not bother him at all, but it forced Him to think about a real interview to decide about the validity of this claim. So He asked all the real sages, kings, fighters, philosophers, and all-powerful and influential people of #bharat starting from the period of #ramayana till 1947 to submit their resumes and fix a competition to decide upon it. 

All people like #lordrama, #krishna, #bhisma, #hanuman, #arjun, #karna, #chandraguptamourya, #ranapratap, #shibaji, #vivekananda, #netaji, and many others (sorry I was never given an iota of knowledge of those people in my school) along with the current #fatherofnation submitted their resume. Everyone else's resume was full of great achievements, and mind-boggling creativities which showed they were really history-setter of #bharat except the current #fatherofnation. 

Our current father of the nation gave only two skills that he used to seek the #truth 

- by controlling his #testosterone in a specific way and he wrote about the detailed methodology.

- by adopting #ahimsa and he explained how he used it

#lordshiva got confused. 

He asked the #fatherofnation to prove why he thought that it might be considered a skill. 

Lordshiva said that maybe the first skill set is about your thoughts and it has nothing to do with either #seek or #truth. He continued the difference between the way #lordhanuman thought of maintaining His chastity throughout His life as He never bothered to think about this physical aspect of human nature in His life, and that's how He overcame that. In His case, he hardly spent any time thinking about it.

But what you do, is that you continuously think about it - throughout the night - by lying naked along with naked ladies and trying to check every moment if your stick is getting erected or not. 

This has nothing to do with your mindpower - this is just another form of impotency - where the absence of natural physical behavior is considered a strength. This is sheer stupidity. 

Weakness of a man. 

An absolute womanly behavior of an adult man.

Huh!!! 

The second skill set is just nothing but #weakness and not a #strength. 

Lord Shiva explained,” a powerful king like #ashoka adopting #ahimsa and a feeble person like you adopting #ahimsa is different. 

He continued… whatever you thought about your strength, maybe your enemies, the #britishers,  thought about it as your confusion and used it to their advantage. to confuse people of #bharat. Yours is just the opposite of the basic instinct of #survivalskills”

But as the current #fatherofnation studied law, he argued that everyone should be tested according to his skills and he cited the greatest fable of fish, rabbit, elephant, and squirrel being tested against only one skill - if they can climb up on a tree. 

Because #lordshiva believes in #equality, He said to the #fatherofnation, "Okay, let me put all of the contestants in the test of #testosterone as the first level of the competition." 

#rambha, #urvashi, and all other #apsaras were called to challenge the participants. 

On the day of the competition... 

Now the #real #challange

Alas! All of the other competitors have qualified very gracefully except #fatherofnation. 

#urvashi made him fail within a few seconds and he was disqualified in the first round. After that many other levels of tests happened among the real #fathers of #bharat but let us stop the discussion here. We will have to wait for a real #author to narrate it.

#lordshiva will very soon announce the result of the competition in #kedarnathtemple. please visit #Him

Read ON... the camouflage that is called the #fatherofnation. the lies that tell us it was the charkha that brought us freedom.

Wake up... Humans of Bharat...

Humans of Bharat - you will be surprised to know the peculiarity in the behaviors of the so-called Father Of Nation - 

All are documented in the newspaper...

Just open your eyes and mind - accept the truth and enjoy the process of salvation

But for salvation - our mind must be enabled to accept #Truth and nothing else

Here we go - some of the newspaper clippings before freedom...

And here we go - the letter of Compensation for Gandhiji by the then-British govt. - Rs. 100 per month in 1930.

Undoubtedly, Gandhiji was a mole placed by the Brits to weaken the Indian freedom struggle.

#HumansofBharat - can you now understand the nasty game plan of the Brits and Gandhi ji.

#Wakeup... the Humans of Bharat...

We don't have any more time - the Time is NOW...

Let's lift the veil to be truthful to our conscience.

Enjoy the poem written and recited by my wife Reema

Zameer... Conscience...

Humans of Bharat... please wake up and choose your Guru wisely...

Read.... Read....

Azadi ke Laday - the great Freedom Struggle across the #globe

 

Main Mara Hua Azad Hoon…

Jo log leader hone ka khsamata rakhte hain woh kabhi bher bakri ke tara bhir mein samil nahin hote. Uoh alag sochte hain… sabmein yeah dum nahi rahate… 

jayse aab itne saare bandae LinkedIn se, Youtube se aur pata nahin kahan kahan se DSA par par ke FAANG mein join karne ke liye bher bakri jaise kud pare, mere khayal se usme se sayedi koiy leader banga… uoh sab aaj 10 lakh, phir kuch din baad 20 lakh kamake, aur uska photo sabhi jayga mein de de kar umar gujar lega, 

lekin jo leader banne ka sapna dekh raha hain uoh sayed ghar ka kune mein baith baith ke kuch alag-y soch raha hain… aur uoh banda safal nahin bhi ho sakta hain lekin uska sochne ka tarika yeah sare bher bakrio se alag jarur hoga. 

Aur hamara teacher ka responsibility uoh sab bande ko dhund dhund ko nikalna hain jisme ye alag sochne ka power hain. Lekin hum ye education system bana ke rakha hain ki class mein 40 baccha ek jaisa hona chayie. Sabi ka hand writing accha hona chaiye, sabhi ko “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” aana chaiye, class X mein sab ko pata hona chayie ki cow ki stomach mein char khop rahte hain. ..aur jaise teacher ko bher bakri ka team banane ke liye paisa diya jata hain... 

agar aap “Main Azad Hoon” movie dekha hain to usme Azad ka role to sayad aapko yaad raha hoga, lekin aap sayed Sha**naji ki role bhul gaye ho. Lekin ek baat hum-e yaad rakhna chaiye ki uoh Azad kabhi na banta agar unko Shabanaji dhund ke na nikalni hoti. Aur isi mein ek teacher ya coach ka mahatya chupa hain... 

Lekin yeah to sayed honewala nahin hain… Kyunki hum aur hamara saath jo saare college students tab Azad ko dekhke inspire hue the, wo generation abhi kayi sare earthly processing chalne ke baad aab thoda acchha khasa posting mein hain, accha khasa kamay kar rahein hain. Aur wo sab abhi sochta hain, Azad thodai na leader tha, kuch kamate nahin the, hum to aapne baccha ko din mein paanch crore kamanewala Muk*shji jaise leader banayenge. Aur isi ka chakkar mein uoh sare parents sab ko puchenge iske liye kya karna parega… 

Aur aise mein kabhi hamara great WhitH*t Jr. ka salesman jadu ka jhappi le ke aa jayega aur ekdin phone karke uo parents ko puchega,”Kya aapne aapko ladka ko din mein 5 crore kamanewala leader banane ke bare mein sochte ho?” Aur ye sunke wo parents sare ghum ghumke nachna suru karega aur bolega, “haan mujhe aisey banana hain”. 

Tab aapna Whit*at Jr. ka salesgirl bohut aadar karke bolegi,

”Hum aapko isme saath denge.. Aap sirf itna sa down payment kar do aur ye responsibility hamara upor chor do.” 

Aur uske baad wo parents apna baccha ko ek Macbook kharid dega, aur usko Whit*e Jr. mein dakhil kar dega aur uska admission ka proof jitne social media hain usme dalega… 

Bagalwale Sharmaji, jitne sare relatives hain, us balak ka teachers sab log bolne lagega, 

“ Haan beta tu aab leader-y banega”. Aur kuch aise bhi log hoga jo sayed govt employee hoga uoh sab uoh parents ka Face*ok wall mein, #gillbates, #steve -sir  aur hamara latest icon Musk-sir ka interview ka video share karega aur congratulate karega aur bolega ,”aab dekho aapka ladka kayse leader banega”. 

Udhar wo chota sa balak Whit*at Jr. ka madam ke pass aapna HTML sikhne lagega aur sochega sayed yeahi hain leader banne ka pahela kadam. 

Udhar Azad swarg mein soch mein par jayega ki kya mai isi tara leader banane ke liye mara tha kya aur bilkul depression mein chala jayega. 

Aur kiyunki yeah swarg ka baat hain, aur BabaRamdev aur aise banda abhi tak jinda hain, to hamara jo mare hue Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst, Psychotherapist aur aaise sare ke sare learned doctor Yamdev ko bolega, 

“Bhagawan, aapko pata nahin hain yeah jo Azad hain woh jab jinda tha tabhi thoda sa pagal jaise tha. Aur marne ke baad ye pura pagal ho gaya. Isko ilaz karna jaruri hain.” 

Yamraj agar sochega yeah sare bidwan doctors hain, yeah agar bol rahe to isme jarur kuch hain, aur Azad ko treatment shuru ho giya, usko nid ki goli diya giya, anti depressant aur malum nahin yeah bidwan doctos kaise treat karega. Azad upor rone lagta hain lekin akela kuch kar nahin sakta. 

To ek din chupa chupa ke aapna Sha*na Ajmiji ki dream mein aake aapna yeah halat bolega. 

Sh*anji dream mein to bol di, "thik hain mein dekhti hoon"

Lekin woh bhi abhi iss log mein hain to kuch nahin kar sakta. 

Lekin dream jab chutega, unki pas ek business plan sayed aaya aur unhone Jav*d ji ke pass jake boli, "

dekho ji, woh railway platform se ek banda dari duri leke delhi mein baith gaya aur sare ke sare youth unkoy follow karne lag gaye. To hum sochte hain ki kuch hamari bhi to responsibility hain ye soye huye youth ko jagane ke liye. To maine jo Azad ko bohut din pahle dhund kar nikali thi, woh to mar chuka hain. Unke liye main abhi kuch nahin kar sakti. Aur woh Azad ko jis generation dekha tha woh sab budda ho chuka hain.. Un logo mein abhi kuch karne ka dam nahin hain... to aap aise koro.  mara hua Azad ke liye do gaana likho, ek jhinchak wala aur ek rulanewala... 

Aur woh do gaana likhke Jav*d Ramg*pal V*rma aur malum nahin kaun hain iss mahan jagat mein,, unko pas gaya aur dusra ek movie ka background ban gaya, 

“Main Mara Hua Azad hoon...”

Aur usme producer ne bohut investment kiya… 

TV, nesapaper mein ad aane laga… sare intellectual log sochne laga aab kuch hoga… aur idhar Kolkata mein apne jitne sare intellectual bengalis, jadavpur aur presidency college ki sare history, political science, african studies wala department ka students naachne laga. 

Ye dekh kar producer saab nein ek five star hotel mein ek bara sa party throw kiya jisme A*arna sen, Ka*ana sen aise (mere knowledge thoda kam hain,,, mujhe malum nahin aur kaun kaun hay aise log), aur aapna Sar*kh dada, Sa*an bhai bare bare BMW mein charke aaya aur bilkul crore rupiyaa ka party ban gaya… uska sare coverage live randiTV-mein dikhaya giya . Saga*ika G**sh live commentry kiya. 

Us event ka sponsorer hua tha $soft. 

To ye mara hua Azad kaysa hain woh kisiko pata nahin tha lekin jo logo ne woh pahla wala Azad ko dekha tha uoh sab aab corporate ka strategy banate hain. To unko dimag mein ye tha ki woh thoda socialist type ka banda tha. 

To isliye $soft-ko iss event ka sponsorer hote hue dekhne ke bad ye sare corporate strategists kuch hayran ho gaye. 

Lekin ek bohut-y strong message corporate world mein chaa gaye ki $soft has changed. 

Aur iske liye sabhi log aapna sa**ya-dada(hindi wala sathya giya nahin) ko badhay dena shuru kar di. 

JNU ka Sociology department-ka ek bohut bidwan professor ne $soft se paysa leke ek short film banaya, 

“If #gillbates was Chandragupta Maurya… 

Sat*a- Nadela a is King Ashok.” 

aur iss movie ko aapna India mein MBA course mein samil karne ke liye propose kiya.,, 

Kuch IIM nei ek din ka workshop program chalu kiya ,

”How to bring transformational change in your company” 

jisme woh short film dikhaya giya aur India ka bohut sare top level executives usme se gyan prapt kiya. 

Aisey mahal mein ek IITIIM wala executive aapna family-ka whatsapp group mein woh short film ka video share karke comment kiya ki isliye main agar kisi company ko itna respect karta hoon to woh hai $soft.

Aur unhone bola agar hamara jo jitne sare baniya companies ka malik hain jaise ki ye aapna Muk*sh ji aur ayse sare bande agar Sath*a jaisa sochte hote to India ka ye haal na hota. 

Because $soft is a very generous employee-first company, they distributed unlimited family passes for this great event to all their best performers. Aur iye sunke uoh sare employee ka dur dur ka ristedar-ka jitne sare teenage ladkia the, uoh sab bohut khush ho gaye the.. 

Aise ek bohut-y sophisicated english speaking girl ne apna facebook wall pe Sunita Williams ki NASA ki spacesuite-mein ek picture dete hue kaha, 

“I don’t want to be in the group of losers… I have started taking Hindi tuition from Udemy so that if sallu-bhai speaks to me in Hindi, i will reply in Hindi."

Aur uoh post sare ke sare social website mein viral ban gaya... sab bolne lage, Nari Shakti ki jay ho…

Aur aise aur ek lady apni facebook mein post kia ki she has started keeping fast for the last seven days and aapni area ka Bhloa Baba ji ki upor roj shubha 1 litre milk chara rahe hain because she thinks sallu-bhai unki Lord Shiva hain aur agar sallu-bhai ka saath ek selfie lene ke chance mil gaya to unki life ka saare maksad pura ho jayegi… Aur ye post bhi viral ho gaya… 

Aisehi Mumbai ki aur ek bohut-y sophisticated english speaking lady aapna Olympian Chanuji ki photo deke ek facebook post kiya ki "Chanuji, aap jante nahin hai ki main aapki sabse bada fan hoon. Mujhe yeah malum nahin ki aap kaun sa sports mein medal jita hain Olympic mein aur uoh mein jainna bhi nahin chati, lekin jab aapki uoh Sallu ke saath tasbir maine dekha, to maine taiyar kar li, agar jindegi mein kuch banna hain to Chanuji jaise banungi, aur sallu ke saath ek tasbir utha ke main puri duniya ko dekha dungi ki main kisi se kam nahi. Unhone aur bhi likha, hamara Modijiko bahut badhay di. Bola ki sir, mein chote sei dekhne mein bohut sundari hoon. Sablog mujhe praise karte the mere sundarata ke liye. Isliye mein kabhi parai likhai ya khel kud mein dhyan dene ka jaruri nehi samjhe. Aur sirf yeai nahin hain, mere pitaji jo ki state govt ka ek beraucrat the, uoh bohut powerful the. Unhone sarbada yehi bolte the ki beti aadmi ko uski karm se jana jata hain nahi unki janam se. Aur maine is karm mein bohut dhanrashi kamane ke liye pratighyabadh hoon. Aur ynonhe ye sirf bolne ke liye bola nahi, karke dikhaya aur pata nahi unki salary kitni thi lekin unhone bohut dhanrashi kamaya. Aur unka yeah quality ke liye meri mummy unko hamari familiy-ka #gillbates bolte the. Aur meri mummy hamesha bolti thi ye quality le kar agar tumhara pitaji USA mein paida hote to #gillbates ko takkar denewala hota. Aur isliye mein confident thi ki meri saadi kisi accha khasa aadmi se huyi jayega. Aur bhagawan ne mujhe nirash nahi kiya, ek IIT-IIM paralikha Foreign Bank mein kaam karnewala bohut acchaa aadmi se mera saadi karwa di. Meri life bilkul set hain sir. Mein pura din TV serial dekhti hoon… Lekin man ka andar kuch karne ka sapna dekh raha tha… Lekin kya karun kuch samajh mein nahin aa raha tha. Jab Sunday Sunday mein subhe 10 baje meri patideb mujhe jagate the, tab meri andar ki bhagwan bhi kabhi kabhi jag uthti thi aur bolti thi, tum dekhne mein itne sundar ho… ye to tumhara sabse bara quality hain… lekin aur kuch kor… sabko dikha do… lekin maine kabhi sochai nahin ki meri ye English BA degree leke mein kya kar saku, Lekin jab ye Chanuji ka sallu-ji ke saath tasbir mera facebook ka wall mein post hua, mera andar aapna bhagwan jag utha aur bola dekh. Chanu-ne bhi kar liya. To tab se meri antaratma jag uthi aur mein aab sirf do pahar tin baje se serial dekhti hoon, subhe ka pura time aapna Sallu Dada ka secreatary ko paanch minute chorke phone lagati hoon aur agar ekbar Chanuji ki tara ek selfie utha li to iska pura credit aapki-hi hoga Modi sirji. Kiyunki aap the, isliye Chanuji nikli, aur Chanuji nikli isliye meri jiban ki marg khulne ka sapna maine dekhne lagi. Thank you Modiji...Unhone last mein kaha ki Modi sirji, aapne jo abhi education policy change karne ke liye soch rahe ho ye bohut jaroori hain. Main hamesha apna patideb ko kahte hain ki tum IITIIM parke pura jindagi mein jitna kamoge, usse kahi guna jyada paysa mere pitaji sirf BA pass karke ek sarkari naukri ki pahla 10 saal mein kama lia tha. Isliye sir main bolti hoon ye sare degree mein kuch nahi hota. Woh sab faltu hain. Aur isiliye sir hamara B*Ju’s jaisa eductaion company ka advertisement bhi koi ISRO ka bara scientist nahi deta hain, woh SRK jaise successful banda-y deta hain... 

Rising #bharat-ka sab hunhaar log, sab parents, sare ke sare college students, aspiring technocrats aur jo nao-jawan log hain, sab unka itne saara detailed analysis sunke ek LinkedIn poll kiya ki, hamara yeah naya ma'am ka tlent kayse utilise kiya ja sakta hai. To Govt. of India ka ek bohut bidwan beaurocrat- ne unko Modiji -ka Maan ki Baat ke liye ek topic choose karne ke liye kaha aur yeah bhi bola ki laag raha hain aapka knowledge hamara bohut saare bare bare political leader-se jyada hain, aur usme sayed Modiji bhi hain. 

To aap ek kaam koro, aap topic choose karke bahar do, lekin bolna keya hain, woh andar andar mujhe bhej do. Aur aisey to yeah radio Program hain, to andar keya ho raha hain, kisiko malum nahi chalega, to hum Modiji-ko aap-ka ye wala write-up parke sunane ke liye kahenge aur hum bolenge ki Modiji ne khud ye socha"

Scheme ban gaya.

To unhone likh kar diya.

Lekin aisey hain ki , koy global truth finder unka woh original write-up leak kar diya aur sabko pata chala ki kabhi kabhi thoda chori chupake bhi aadmi bohut accha kaam kar sakta hain aur sayed yeahi hain 

"Survival of the Fittest"

To main woh original write-up ka gist share kar raha hu.

"Bhaiyo aur bahano, hamara Bharat ka sabse bara problem hain - education policy. To hum socha - hum phir se purana-wala system chalu karenge jahan pe degree se jyada skill aur knowledge mein dhyaan denge.

Aisey hamar desh mein bohut saare #ratan - that is - #jewel hain - kisiko najar mein aataa nahi hain. Hamara teacher ka pahela responsibility hain un sab ratan ko dhund dhund ke nikalna aur unka naam saachmuch ratan kar dena

Aur ye bhi hum socha, Ratan tata -ji ka naam kuch alag karne ke liye bolenge- kiyunki saachmuch unko aisey koy quality nahin hain jisme unhone ye naam ka weight utha payenge.

Aap thoda aankhe khulke sochoge to pata chalega main kiun ye bol raha hu. Ratan Tata ji ka pitaji bare aadmi the. Unhone unko foreign bhaja, aur uski baad-y unhone kuch kiya.

Aur aab main hamara aapna ek ratan ke bare me bolunga ki aap sab sochoge - yaar saachmuch - without any foreign degree - without any support system - aisey ratan hamara yaan payda hua jinhone aisay visionary hain.

Woh ratan hain hamara - chara-uncle - that is Lalu.

Think about his vision.

Unhone aapna bare ladki ko Doctor banaya. Aur sirf banaya nahi. Kuch andar wala khel khel ke unko University topper bana diya. 

Lekin aapna ladka ko koy degree nahin diya. For example, ek hain aisey 7 pass.

Aab main unka vision ke ware mein bolunga - ki unhone aisa kiun kiya.

Medical parne ke baad bhi kuch nahi kiya- matlab unhone ye bolna chata hain ki - degree mein kuch khaas hain nahi - jitna bhi manipulate karke aap first second ban jao - kuch ukhad nahi paoge.

Aur unka woh 7th pass chota sa ladka ka mirchi ka tej dekho. sab kuch pata hain. Philosophy, science, morality, international politics, religion, modern hair style - matlab capsule of real knoeldge and wisdom.

Aur aisay hum bhi karne wala hu.

Degree ka kahani khatam.

Chara-ghotala uncle-ji ko hum jail mein ek #gurukul khulke teacher banane ka faysala kiya.

Aur uhaan se jo ratan niklega, bharat ka naam roushan karega.

Aur mera ek bengali chota dost hain. Unhone bola tha, sir Ratan-y rantan chene. Menining only a juhuri can identify a pure ratan

To hum aapna aisey aur ek Ratan ko loop mein rakhne ke bare mein soch rakha hu - woh hain hamara Soga ji.

Unhone agar aisey ratan ko paychana aur London mein aapna bahan ka museum main original ratan ko chura ke smuggle kar diya - to gajab ho jayega - sare duniya us original ratan ka light se enlightened ho jayega - aur matlab - aur ek modern #lordkrishna ka janam hum dekhenge.

Bilkul #winwin situation

Hum bhi baanch jayenge idhar ye ratan ka tej khane se

Aur udhar London ka hawa bhi garam ho jayega

winter mein unka electricity bill kam ho jayega"

Aisey vision on education policy modernization - matlab sab hil gaya.

Gajab ho gaya. 

ye sare viral ho gaya…

sab log belne laga - hum #viswaguru bankey rokenge - sabko dekha dengey. 

ye detailed analysis wala post India ka patriach society mein jo misconception pahle the ki housewife ko thoda kam aata hain, uoh bilkul hil gaya. Aur Itne inspiration wala post dekhke bahut sare sundari ladki bolne lagi hum bhi age barenge… 

aur sab log sochne laga aab koi hame rokh nahin sakta…

Idhar randi-tv ka ek Bengali journalist jo ki bachpan mein Ramkrishna Mission mein para tha, unhone Mara hua Azad mein Ramkrishna Dev ka chabi dekhne lage aur isliye unhone ek RKM ka monk ka interview bhi le liya aur us interview mein uh monk bola, hum bhi aisey soch raha hain ki ye Mara hua Azad-y na sayed Ramakrishna hain… Unhone explain kiya ki Ramkrishna ji bhi jab alive the to itna popular nahi hua, uoh ye duniya chorne ke bad-y popular hua aur bola yeah Azad bhi to aisey hain…Marne ke baad itna popular ho gaya… 

India ka sabhi TV channel mein program ane laga 

“Woh aa raha hain”

Sab mein khalbali machne lagi… 

Lekin kisiko pata nahin hain woh kaun hain… 

Mere Jijaji, jo ki ek doctor hain, unko ye sab TV dekhne ka samay nahi milta. Unki uhaan pe ek Bihar ki gaon ka Rickshaw puller the… Uoh ekdin Jijaji ko bola, 

"Sir, hame bancha lo. Woh kuch khatarnak aa raha hain… "

Bolne laga,"hum Modiji ko itna soch samajh ke, inko puchke , unko puchke vote diya tha aur Modiji ne aisa gaddari kar liya… Sir hume suna unhone hamara desh ka scientists ko bharak diya aur uoh sab scientists ne milke aisa ek khatarnak cheez banaya ki sab log bol raha hain ,

”Woh aa raha hain”.

Sir hum bal baccha wala aadmi hoon. Aapto ghar mein lock karke sote ho. Aapka dar kam hain… Meri bibi ne us din phone karke bola aapne kuch saal pahle ek movie dekha tha Jurassic kuch karke,,, Modijine sabko bharkake aise kuch bana diya… Sir uoh bohut khatarnak kuch hain. Aur maine suna Kolkata mein pahle uoh Jadavpur university mein girnewala hain. Sir, Jadavpur se hamara distance jyada nahin hain aur hum to open air mein sute hain… Woh aake hame kha lega… Hume bachaon sir. Agar iss bar baanch gaya to hum kabhi Modiji ko vote nahin denge…"

Aur pata nahin Jijaji unko kayse solace diya lekin woh banda kuch jaday ghabra gaya.

Isi prakar desh mein jab chal raha tha to soga-ji ne socha ki kyu na ham isko kam me lagaye aur Raga ka rebirth kar deta hain. 

To unhone congress party ka meeting bulaya.

lekin abhi sab chalu ho gaya to meeting mein koyi aaya nahin. 

Lekin Sogaji ne kaha,

"Hum congress ke liye nahin, Congree humke liye hain."

Aur ye bolke unhone decide kar li hum koi singlehandedly decision nahin lenge kiyunki hum democracy mein biswas rakhte hain.

Unhone aur bhi bola agar Congress mein agar sirf main akelay rahe jaoongi phir bhi mein sare ke sare decision vote karkey karungi. 

Ye sunke Raga ke aankho mein asu aa gaya aur woh bola ki,

"Mom isliye main aapko itna respect karta hoon."

Mahal thoda emotional ho gaya. Uske bad unhone aapna char log (khud, Raga, priya*k* aur V*draa) ki beach mein secret vote kya. 

V*draa kabhi Raga ki leadership mein biswas nahin kiya tha. Kiyunki unhone khudko ek self-made business icon ke rup mein dekhte hain. Aur uska bhi to reason hain. Lekin uoh openly ye kabhi bolne ka sahas nahin dekha paya unki sasuma ki dar se. Lekin usdin unko chance mil gaya kuch kar ke dikhane ka. Aur woh aapna vote Raga aur aapna bibi ka beach mein jo free space the usme dal diya.

To char voto mein se ek cancel ho gaya. 

Baki tin vote Raga ka mil gaya. Aur iss kaam ke liye raga ko chuna gaya.  

iss yojona ka naam rakha gaya RajivGa*hi Revolutionary Committee. 

Raga ne pura plan kar li keya karna hain aur dusra din India ka sare TV channel mein Ragaji ke saath bakra-ji ka ek friendly conversation ek ghanta ke liye dikhaya giya aur jis mein Raga ji explain kiya “Woh aa raha hain” ki matlab aur uska aapna Bharat mein parnewala asar ke ware mein. 

Sab log mein abhi dhire dhire dar hone laga… Ragaji ne 

“Woh aa raha hain” karke ek booklet banaya jisko sare language mein translate kiya gaya aur sabko free dena chalu ho gaya.

Idhar Modiji, Amitji, Yogiji soch mein par gaye ki hum jo Raga ko joker lagbhag banayi diya tha. uska phir se ye punarjanam kayse ho gaya. Raga ka popularity barne laga… Aur Modiji ka chinta barne laga.

Idhar UP mein chunao mahal the. Yogiji jahan pe ja raha hain sabhi log eki baat puch raha hain sir woh jo aa raha hain uoh bohut khatarnak hain kya… sir hame banchao. Ham unpod bal baccha wala aadmi hain… Ek aadmi manch mein uthke Yogiji ka paer pakar ke bola sir jab bhi uoh UP mein jab aayega usko enconunter karwa do… 

Desh mein jab ye haal hain, jab sab dik garam haoa chalne laga, to uska ye opportunity le ke hamara RandiTV ka Rubbish-sir ne ekdin delhi mein Parliament ke age raat 10 baje sirf underware pahanke haat uthake ghumte hoye “Woh aa raha hain” gaate gaate nachne laga aur ek overenthusiastic cameraman mein woh 30 minutes ka dance live RandiTV mein telecast kar diya. Aur woh us din ka sabse jyada popular program ban gaya. 

Agle din Dariwala Roy ne unko bulake bola,"dekho boss Woh jab aa raha hain to aane ke baad pahle Modiji aur Yogiji ko kha lega. Aur woh dono jab chala jayega to tumahara news koy nahin sunega. Toh tum aab news chorke raat mein woh aadha ghanta ka dance program mein samil ho jao… 

Aur yeah decision RandiTV ka fortune kuchi dino mein badal dala…

Tab Dariwala Roy ne socha unka ye brilliant decision ke liye kuch award milna jaruri hain aur unhone usi waqt aapna executive power laga ke iss kaam ke liye tin IIM ka banda as a concultant recruit karne ka soch liya. 

Aur ab RandiTV ka efficiency itna bar gaya ki agla din do pohar 12 bajne se pahle IIM ka tin brilliant student RandiTV mein as a consultant join kar liya. 

Evening mein unke saath Dariji ka meeting hua. 

Sir ne bahut kuch inspiration wala baate kara aur aise inspire kar diya ki un tin banda se jo sabse chota tha uoh rone laga aur bola

"sir aap chup chap so jao. Hum akela sab kuch dekh lenge"

Dariwala Roy sir bhi unka ye enthusiasm mein bohut impressed ho gaya. 

Us raat uoh meeting mein bahut saare discussion hua aur last mein ek sabse important decision liya giya. 

Dari Roy ne bola, "dekho boss, kyunki Rubbish ji ko dance mein bhejne ka decision sirf meray tha… isliye is award ka main ekela-y haqdar hoon… isliye jab ye award dene ka time aayega tab stage mein koyi nahi hona chaiye… ye award mein khud aapna hatho mein leke aapne gale mein lagaunga…"

yeah sunke woh sabse enthusiasm wala ladka dance karne laga aur bola,

"sir aise tara individualism agar Modiji ne aapna sare officer ko hone ke liye jab bolenge tabhi hamara India Viswaguru ban sakte hain… Lekin sir kya kare, Modiji aise gawar banda hain… kabhi aisa sochtay nahi… aisa unique sochne ke liye sir foreign mein parna jorori hain..  Aur aise decison leneka power abhi India mein agar kisi mein hai to woh hain hamara Raga."

Dari Roy ne us din us banda ko aapna ghar mein dinner mein special guest banake bula liya aur bola,

"tumhi ho desh ka future… aur tum jaise banda hain isliye ye desh surakshit hain… aur bola us special day mein function ka end mein uoh kuch bolne ke liye ek speech tayar kare... "  

Aur is taraf Arnabji pura din gala phar phar ke chitkaar karne laga, "aare ye burwak log… usko aane do… kuch nahin hone wala hain… main usko pahle din-i aapna debate mein bula lunga aur mujhe yekin koro, uoh debate khatam hone ke baad studio se bahar nikal ke uoh duwara suicide kar lega"

lekin Arnabji ka awaz Rubbish ji ka dance ka music mein dab gaya…

Aur ek din woh saachmuch aa gaya...   

Uss special day mein Kolkata ka saare ke saare hawker subha hotey dhire dhire cinema hall ke aju baju mein aapna sthaan lene laga

Aur matlab sab log sochne laga uoh wala Azad sala pagal tha. Isliye jaldi mar gaya aur kuch nahin kar paya, aisey suicide kar liya tha … lekin hume pura yekin hain ki yeah Mara hua Azad desh mein jarur kuch revolution layega... 

Aur jab uoh release hooa, tab ye jo ladka, jo HTML training se aapna din mein 5 crore kamanewala leader banne ka sapna dekha tha, uoh life mein thoda settle to ho gaya, aur kamane shuru kar diya tha.

Usme leadership ka quality dhire dhire dekhne laga. aur woh aapna jindegi ka pahela aur sabse bara decision liye ki woh  iPhone 12 na lekar iPhone13 liya. uska pahela month ka salaray mein kharida huan naya iPhone mein Jio ka Hotstar lagake aapne saare Whi*at Jr. ka dosto ke saath whiskey pite pite dekhne laga ,

”Main Mara Hua Azad Hoon”

aur jab nesha char giya to bol utha ,”yaar life mein kuch karna parega… iss desh mein revolution lana parega… ” 

Uska bad dhire dhire whiskey ka asar hone laga, woh aapna talmalata hua paer leke ac kamre me bistar pe ye sochte sochte so gaya, 

“Main kab aur kaise revolution laoonga iss desh mein…”  

aur gahera need mein chala gaya… 

And the tradition goes on….

Disclaimer: All characters in this write-up are imaginary. 

Please don’t try to find out any similarities with any real person.

Sabkuch Dikhta Nahin Hain...

Remember the old DD advertisement - 

Sabkuch Dikhta Hay...

But in reality...

Sabkuch dikhta nahin hain.

Sabkuch koyi dikhata bhi nahi hain...

Ye sare dekhne aur dikhane ke bahar bhi ek duniya hain...

Woh hain...

Under the dark sky, gazing at the stars above your head, sitting absolutely bare-body, and trying to deep dive into the search of #whoami

The reality is... not everything is visible to outsiders.

the grief, the tears, the pain, the loneliness, the urge to see your child stand on his/her own feet, the urge to keep your close family members out of any trouble, the urge to roar "I got your back" is REAL and are meant to be savored alone, on the rooftop at pretty early morning.

This is LIFE.

CRY alone and only in front of your close FAMILY MEMBERS and very close FRIENDS...

but show ONLY your face of VALOR, CONFIDENCE to the OUTSIDE...

because #empathy is very expensive - and not available easily to everyone.

What is very obvious to the outside world may not be the correct version of a human soul

Hence, don't behave like a #bot to think while watching the smiling adorable face of an air hostess serving hot tea in the early winter morning

That she is probably the happiest lady at that moment...

If you spend a little time with her delving into the inner soul, you may find one of the saddest souls in the universe was probably the same lady

This is #reality

Only a good friend can know at least most of the parts of your life...

But I am sure there will be some of the other darkest sides of your life, which will be burnt along with you on your pyre...

#reality bites.

Sabkuch dikhta nahi hai

Not everything is visible outside...

Sabkuch dikhta nahi hai

Human of the UNIVERSE

Try to join the invisible dots

Or else...

Dhundhte rahey jaoge...

Now, the humans of the UNIVERSE - listen carefully to what the inventor of the mRNA vaccines has to say to you as an advice 

Don't comply with the order of the globalists of #Davos

Take informed decision

Protect your children

Humans of UNIVERSE.... please wake up and awaken others...

The time is NOW...

In the context of Bharat.... come on guys... wake up and awaken others...

Reclaim your true identity...

Fatherhood - a great gift from #lordshiva

 Fatherhood - a lifetime chance to deep dive into myself to know #whoami

A deep conversation between me and my son on last year's Father’s Day…

Me: Son, you are now 10 years old. In 2-3 years’ time, there will be many changes in your physiology. One change will be that your Kutu (penis) will sometimes get erected and you will feel like fondling it. Don’t worry. This is a very normal way of growing up.

Son: Baba, what will I do then?

Me: Lord Shiva will guide your brain and he will tell you to fondle it. It will come naturally to it. Don’t be afraid. It’s not anything wrong. Nobody will scold you.

Son: Baba, I am afraid. What will happen then?

Baba: After some time a jelly-like liquid will come out from your Kutu and then you will feel normal. When the liquid is about to come out of your Kutu, you will feel very satisfied physically and will be excited.

Son: Baba what is this liquid all about?

Me: That liquid, in the future, if used properly will help you to become a Dad. It’s very precious.

Son: So will I have to store it somewhere?

Me: No my dear. It will be produced regularly in your body and for the time being, you will have to wash it away. Then when you will grow up, if you and your wife use that liquid properly, you two will become parents

Me: Remember, your Kutu is one of the most valuable organs of your body. It is a very sacred part of your body. Have you seen Shiva Linga? That is the kutu of Lord Shiva. Why do we worship it? Because that’s the origin of ourselves. Without Shiva Linga, human beings would not have come to this universe. It’s the source of Origin. And that’s why it is said that we are all parts of Lord Shiva. Similar to the Shiva Linga, your Kutu is also very precious and sacred to you. You should never make it unconsecrated or dirty.

Son: Baba, how can it be dirty?

Me: If you use your Kutu with anyone else except your wife, your Kutu will become dirty. Not only your Kutu, but your whole life will also become unholy. So preserve your Kutu properly.

Son: Is this only true for boys?

Me: No son, every girl and boy has to become a woman and man respectively one day. And for boys, this is the process. Girls become women through a process called Chumming. Probably you will learn about this process someday from your Mamma. But always remember, whenever Lord Shiva guides you to fondle your Kutu, don’t be afraid, shocked, or ashamed. Remember, that day your process of Manhood will start.

After that, we discussed many aspects of life. But as I had a training schedule, I could not journal it at that time. Let me try to recollect it today.

The #humansoul hidden inside #fleshandbone

Me: Betu, when you become an adult, because of your physical need, sometimes you may feel like visiting a lady who will give this “holy service” - not for her own but for your well-being - both body and mind. Although there is no need for such physical affairs these days, you can calm down your body and mind, if you wish, by opening your laptop.

But in case, suppose, in the future, you need to visit such a holy lady to calm yourself down. Before starting the activity, at least take a few minutes of time to have a chat with her from your soul. Ask her, maybe like, why she really chose this profession - out of joy or out of poverty or out of need or anything that may arise in your mind at that moment. And let her open her soul, speak out her mind. You may learn some of the deepest lessons about human behavior and society from her if you analyze her answers while sitting alone in silence.

For example, you may hear from her that after the act, whatever money she will receive from you, she will dress up, clean herself up and then visit the nearest medical shop to purchase some of the essential medicines for her son or dad or mother or sometimes, maybe husband. After hearing such a story, you may not find the urge to do the act for which you went to her and rather will hand over the money maybe with a little more as a goodwill gesture and hug her and come back and, still, after that, if you have the mental energy, you will open your laptop and calm down your body and mind.

Such is the reality beta.

Life is not fair.

This will teach you one of the biggest lessons of your life.

Never judge anybody. And never keep a standard of what is good, bad, moral, immoral, and all such societal conditions that will be thrust upon you by the so-called leaders of our society.

Always have an uncluttered mind. Always listen to your #lordshiva. He will give you the best guidance. 

Never care for anybody else in this world. Actually… Noone!!!!

You are your own #guru and #disciple and you will learn from the people around you and from the nature that #lordshiva has given - free of cost.