Why AI - at the present state - is rudimentary - and why Google Translation most of the time looks crazy...

 Words on top of Words

II

Please have a look at the part I of this article here...

One day with my knowledge of Computer Science - i was trying to just trigger #reema - my wife

Abey - chodo ye sare ke sare. 

Abb time aysay aaya ki - sare ke sare Advertisement wala or wali - copyright likhne wala or wali - aur aysey jitne wala and wali hai - sab bekar / bekari 

(neither bhikhari/ bhikharini nor cake bananewali) 

- ghar mein bayth jayega/jayegi

#reema - naturally - with her usual sense of humour - answered with a smirk smile - 

abey ja ja ... 

खा खुजा बत्ती बुझा aur so ja.

Aysey kuch nahi honewala hain...

Kisika dum nahi hai...

Today, when i was sitting on the roadside pavement in the middle of my morning walk and got this ad on the mobile as 

It is translated in Bengali which means that

If you  click on the button Open (the Bengali translation is Khulun) 

You will get Rs. 2000 as bonus

Now, as i have a crazy, skewed brain, which can turn out normal conversation into craziest fun/satire

I instantly tried to figure out how differently this whole seemingly simple statement can be turned as a piece of game in the Game of Word - putting one word on top of another

Abe ye to shale mereko roadside mein khulne ke liye kah rahey hain.

khatarnak hai yaar. Ghar mein BB ko pata chalega to

Samjah karo yaar

i am just 50

aysey sayed aur 20 saal jina parega bhailog

So, be better safe than regret later...

Aysey karke manko shaant kar liya tab

Lekin yeah soch raha tha ki... 

if it was further analysed in to creating more meaning out of it

Ok ... main khul dunga 

Lekin... mera khud ka khul du keya...

Aur dusrey kisi ka

Now, as i have worked in international market as a software engineer 

My crazy mind distilled it further

Agar main dusra ka khul ke Rs. 2000 kamaunga - to kayse contract hona chaiye -  

60:40 

aur nahi to

80:20

And then it percolated down on social justice

Because the ad came to me 

does it justify do i have the authority to call the shot in fixing the price if i earn by

choosing the second option - that is earning Rs. 2000 by just 

Dusre ka khulke

Because, then it is not me who is the main actor here

But the person

Jsko khula gaya hain

He/She is the main actor

But in most of the cases, me - that is the person - who will just facilitate and

Aur kisika khulega

He/She will take the maximum credit and share of this Rs. 2000 although he/she just acted as a middleman and showed nothing of his/her own assets

A great disservice to mankind indeed - for which - french revolution (in the modern history) and Mahabharata (in ancient Bharat)  and so many social turmoil, the real tornado of the society happened - and it crafted the new history of mankind...