Beware of modern-day Philanthropist...

 The conundrum for the medicos to solve...

I will tell you a story about why in the future one should always be very careful of modern-day philanthropists. I explained to him probably many people work very hard in the background to calculate the ROI of a specific philanthropic act - like #imagebuilding, #goodwill, #personalbranding, and also most of the time, in places like #bharat, the #financialprofitabilty in the near future - especially when it is done by someone who claims himself as a #philanthropist and takes it as a #bragging right.

Let me explain the reality. These days its kind of a great act to do medical camps in remote villages of #bharat where most people live healthy lives. And there is actually tremendous brainpower, many marketing gurus who work to make these camps "successful" - not necessarily to create an #healthy village but rather to create a #sick village.

First, they will create #garamhawa about the need of leading a #healthy life with lots of music, soul-touching stories, many fables, and all such stuff. Simple-minded healthy villagers will start doubting if they are at all leading healthy lives. Then the medical camp will be organized where people will be given free #consultation.

What do these look like? A seemingly street-smart doctor, a glib talker with a shiny book medical book in one of his hands, stethoscope in the ear, in great attire, with lots of caricatures, aapna ga*nd hilate hilate ek healthy, strongly built villager ka ga*nd mein steho lagake bolega...you have problems - with tremendous conviction. Now that simple-looking village, who was never exposed to such great #angels, will ask..."So what can i do...sir/ma'am ?"

The sir/ma'am will give him the address of a specific #pathological center and will ask him to get lots of medical tests done - hags, moot, cough, aur mallom nahin bhai.

The next day, that healthy guy, while answering to nature's call, bara bara do dibba mein aapna hags, moot leke will catch a bus and with a frightened heart, feeling inferior in front of all such #englishspeaking #angels of the #pathological centre will hand over his dabba to them, clear the accounts with his hard-earned money, and girgirate hue puchega.. "sab kuch thik ho jayega na ma'am/sir"

machli jaal mein phaans geya.

treatment shuru ho giya.

The healthy guy will visit the doctor with the reports.

He will lose sleep.

And also he will advise others to lead a #healthy life like him

chakkar chaalu ho gaya puri gaon mein...

aab isme se jitna #roi mila, uhan se bhi kisko kitna milega, cut-money kidhar jayega everything is absolutely done in a $soft excel sheet - meticulous plan.

The Communication Skill issue:

lekin agar usdin medical campaign mein ekbar woh strong banda ka #innerconscience bol uthta ki... "ma'am aap keya yeh sab chota mota stehoe aur keya bolta hain yeah sab ke chakkar mein par gaye. mera pas ek bohut powerful injection hain. uska maja le lo aur zindiagi ji lo."

woh banda aur bhi bola.."ma'am aaplog hamare health ke bare mein itna sochte ho. I am feeling so bad. lekin aap bilkul tension chod do.. aisey ek-do saal pahle ek bohut famous international billionaire philanthropist socha tha ki ye sab unpod aadmiyo ko kayse educate karenge. Toh unhone #harvard se ek bidwan banda ko laya tha. hume to jyada se jyada kuch samajh mein nahin aaya, lekin ek baat aapna andar ghunsh gaya. uhone bola..."life is no fair"...

aur maine yeh sach much feel karta hoon ki #lordshiva is not fair in distributing #assets to everybody. ayse to male logo ko bahar se pata nahin chalta, lekin maine dekha what a bizarre distribution of #assets by #lordshiva to the female population. toh aap bilkul chinta mat koro. aagar aisey koy aapka jan paychanhain, jitna bhi, jin logo nei aapna #lordshiva ke upor gussa hain yeah sochke ki mujhe itna kam #asset kyun diya... to humlog puri koushish karenge usme #democracy lane ka... aur aisey camp aap puri saal rakho... aur iska naam applog #healthcamp mat do ma'am...ye bohut negative lagta hain... app uska naam do "asset multiplying camp - the great #freedommovement for #democracy in #asset distribution" aur hum aapko ye guarantee de raha hoon... ki humarar gaon mein jitna gaonar lamba-chowra jawan hain, uoh sab is great project mein kaam karega. may be without taking any charges.

ye great mahotsab ka agar koy #financial faida uthane chahte ho ... toh usko liye bhi ... jayse hum suna live show ayse hain... uoh sab koushis karenge...

aap sab log maja karte aapna assets ko barte hue dekhoge...

lekin for #development this is not an acceptable condition.

Only the poor #communicationskill of that villager can be blamed for this.

The curse of poor communication skill

And the end result - that healthy guy instead of working in the field, becomes busy in finding his physical problem.

It may create mental problems as well.

the solution is there for that as well.

he will take internet connection (#jio #airtel hain na), attending the motivational speeches of #spiritualguru on #youtube, aur aise sare cheese.

may be #erectile problem hoga. bibi degi  gaali.

uska lie bhi readymade #sexologists hain...

phir aise storyline jo hamare naughy girls karta hain na under the banner... unsatisfied wives.

phir uska bhi alag sa market hain...

woh alag story...

phir ye dekhke bujurg log TV mein debate karega ... "How to control your kaam"

upor #bapuji, #thefatheofnation bolega ,"aab samjha mamu.. why i seek #truth "

ek intellectual who is a specialist in #sexospiritulism, will take this idea and create a web series with the aim to show mainly two ways of seeking #truth through sex.

1. #bapuji way

2. #tantrik way

phir woh ek alag baat.. alag story.

The great use of Data Science

phir #social websites aapna #datascientist ko lagayega ki mera aapna abhi kya haal hain ki main aisa likh raha hoon...

kitni bar sex term use kiya. phir uska piche sentiment analysis aur interpretation... ki at the age of 50, a healthy (for me) guy, if uses the term sex in social websites, blogs, etc with their calculated assumption, does it necessarily mean he is now loving sex or hating sex.

phir #google will buy that #data and i will get advertisements in my browser according to that analysis and interpretation. 

aise mein aab (now it is controlled as improper, hence utterly controlled by many #esoteric logic-phylosophy-medicalscientist-moralscientist-religion... that itself can become another part of the story) agar kabhi kabhi ek do nanga ladki ka photo browser mein tapak gaya (which was more likely few years back) and my inquisitive mind kabhi click kiya to uska bhi bara interpretation nikalega... aur if i give my laptop to my young son, there are very intelligent people out there who came up with the idea of #childlock jisme mera son ko patay nahi chalega kuch.

The great education revolution

aur iss taraf #kyju ka advertisement matter hoga if you want your little kid to know and explain with all mathematical statistics and probability ki aaj se 10 saal baad agar koy 50 years old banda sex karna chahta hain ki nahi, aur agar chahta hain toh what kinds of girls he is interested in so that only photos and videos of that kinds of girls will be fed to his browser from his one month online activities, please enroll your son in #kyju.

the parents of #bharat will start dancing in joy and the kid will be enrolled in the #html class of #kyju to start his great journey in #computerscience. 

here in #bharat everyone will get the clear message - a great data scientist is born.

phir uoh bhi sayed ek market.

Conclusion

and that villager sochega ki yaar mera to banana tha aab ye chiil jaysa ho gaya...

aab keya karoon...

and he will start searching Main Kaun hoon

The great dilemma..

#whoami

that special spiritual journey is another part of the story. it has another market for other needy people...

bariya..right.

enjoy...

kaysa scheme.

management college sikhayega keya.

remember how it started because of the #philanthrophic act of that ga*nd-hilanewali doctor.

now that doctor is working as an #actress after leaving #medicalprofesson... kyunki usme jyada paysa hain...

she is writing this transformation of herself -from #doctor to #actress - as a victory story and searching for #filmproducer to make a #movie on it...

#lifelesson when in your youth, you are doing pretty well, and almost have become sure that you will attain your goal if you find that suddenly somebody appears in life and starts all such ga*nd hilanewala acts, be very very careful. It may harm you for a lifetime.

For male people: it just translates into ...

"Nari naraker dwar..." - girls are the pathway to hell.

not every emotion is worth paying attention to...

know your purpose...